Random musings and general banter.

[Francy19]

F*ck of Sally, I thought it was a different price. God I’d love to slap her round the face with a wet fish

 

[Francy19]

Sally has her microphone still on while the pinky plonks music on just said how much do we need to make in the next hour

 

[Muttley]

F*ck of Sally, I thought it was a different price. God I’d love to slap her round the face with a wet fish

Do you mind, there's a queue!

 

[Craftalot]

Alison Moyet and three of The Bangles were the ones I did.

but not 'did' did?

 

[Craftalot]

I know this is the Ideal World forum but one of there past presenters has just popped up on QVC - selling the Tili 12 days of Christmas advent calendar, it’s Jess, the ex Pro Skins expert

She's doing Tili now on QVC. They've tried scrubbing her up a bit and making her look a bit less common, and it's worked to an extent. She was much more quiet, measured and QVCified to begin with, but that horrid squawking has started coming back again. She tried, bless her. Up the duff again, I see.

Tim Britton has also appeared on QVC, along with David Fabbro (he of Dormeo fame) and NanNantyNan (Shaun) who is the best of the lot, and actually a very good guest in his new role as a gardening 'expert'.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Any more dids and you’ll have me thinking Ken Dodd.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Oh, the binbag chairs! Weren't they from 'The Furniture Company' or something. i.e. cheap Chinese tat.

How DARE you!!!

Those chairs were hand crafted by death row prisoners in Outer Mongolia using only the finest materials that could be found in the surrounding forest, using only THEE finest leather scraps from the carcasses of long deceased cattle.

 

[Craftalot]

RIP

Any more dids and you’ll have me thinking Ken Dodd.

 

[cheeky chappie]

RIP

All together now ...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I did like Mags from a-ha, everyone fancied Morten, but Mags was lovely, still is.

I always thought Morten was too hairy and with a funny nose…

 

[SiRich]

F*ck of Sally, I thought it was a different price. God I’d love to slap her round the face with a wet fish

I can't watch her but if I ever flick over and she is on with her spin, my other half she says

'God that woman is so annoying'

 

[galesgal57]

I always thought Morten was too hairy and with a funny nose…

It was so obviously Morten, he even sang his own song, yet nobody guessed correctly.

 

[galesgal57]

Totally agree. And John Taylor of Duran Duran won the award for Most Fanciable Human Being in Smash Hit magazines Reader's Poll 1983-1986, I probably voted for him.

However I didn't vote for the winner in 1987 (OK I'll tell you, it was Phillip Schofield)

Just looked all this up on Wikipedia, what was disturbing was that in 1985 George Michael won Biggest Prat of the Year and in 1986 he won The Most Horrible Thing of the Year. I don't remember stuff like that.

I loved George, he had his faults, but had an amazing voice, and was very generous.

 

[galesgal57]

As a heterosexual man, my view on the most handsome 1980s’ British male pop star I definitely didn’t fancy has to be Tony Hadley. He could sing a bit, too. Alison Moyet and three of The Bangles were the ones I did.

I agree about Tony, fantastic singer, and I always thought Alison Moyet was a pretty girl.

 

[SiRich]

I loved George, he had his faults, but had an amazing voice, and was very generous.

He lived a colourful life, what a guy though and what a voice. Definitely gone too soon, like Freddy

 

[galesgal57]

Batteries and a window cleaning brush. Let the festivities begin, it's time to partaay!

 

[Jazzydrury]

Peter said those Power Banks were £44 elsewhere

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Sometimes I wonder to myself…why I am watching a past his sell-by-date, cockney, bald-headed, bearded throwback to the 1970s, surrounded by tat, talking to himself at length about buying a load of ostentatious junk nobody in their right minds would ever want to buy? I really must stop looking in the ornamental mirrors section in Elizabeth Duke…

 

[Jazzydrury]

Simone doesn’t like a Savoly sausage except for Dean Wilson’s

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Semi-Pro Street Hockey Player
Produce Assistant in Presto
Lifeguard at the Lewisham Paddling Pool
Council Electrician
Stage Manager at Wells Fargo
Dolls House Lighting Technician
Studio Recording Engineer
Pantomime Performer
Lead Singer in a Rock Band
Stand-Up Comedian
Professional Breaker Downer on the Third Lane of the M25
Quiz Show Host
Feeler of Music
25 Years a Shopping Television Host….