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Francy19 said:
Torchy has an incredible sense of smell, or so he says. He obviously doesn’t smell the overwhelming stench of bullsh*t that must waft around the studio especially when Pedro’s presenting 🤣
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Barry Buckle can't smell it because he is so full of sh*t himself - Extra staff loos installed at IW, to support Pedro, Mason, Volevont, Torchy, Edwards and colleagues with the increased verbal diarrhoea over the festive period

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Francy19 said:
F*ck me, a superstar according to Pedro. Wow what’s she been in Pete. Thought so, just on Ideal World then 🤣
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With absolutely no disrespect to anyone (we all have bills to pay etc) does he not realise it makes him sound like a t w a t when he says something like 'and now, joining me, one of thee lead makeup artists in the entertainment industry!!!' Yes, that's why said person is demo'ing something on a second rate selly telly channel, cause they're a leader in their profession ;)
 
Hammy60 said:
What a load of utter crap Janice spouts.

Explaining the reason for low Duchump price, ie they are using IW for advertising with loss leading prices.

Nah Janice, reason for the prices looking low has nothing to do with advertising, it's all to do with ridiculously high RRPs, which bear no resemblence to the watches actual value, so that big discounts can be given with the intention of misleading buyers into thinking they are getting a luxury watch at a bargain price.
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lol, I saw that bit. Yeah, great business strategy. We want to flog these for £1500 on our own website, however to gain a larger following we'll allocate products to IW to flog for much less. I mean, it's not as if potential purchasers will simply wait to buy from IW at vastly reduced prices.

As you say, guff ;)
 
cheeky chappie said:
lol, I saw that bit. Yeah, great business strategy. We want to flog these for £1500 on our own website, however to gain a larger following we'll allocate products to IW to flog for much less. I mean, it's not as if potential purchasers will simply wait to buy from IW at vastly reduced prices.

As you say, guff ;)
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Mason was doing similar with his ‘Best Deal in His 75 Years in Shopping Television Ever’ routine with the Jackie Pallo Watches on Yellow Thursday or Wet Wednesday or whatever shyte day it was. Morgan (who I doubt carries an original thought along selling lines) presumably just following what some ridiculous youth in the Gallery lancing their pimples told them to do in a spare moment from trolling here.
 
cheeky chappie said:
With absolutely no disrespect to anyone (we all have bills to pay etc) does he not realise it makes him sound like a t w a t when he says something like 'and now, joining me, one of thee lead makeup artists in the entertainment industry!!!' Yes, that's why said person is demo'ing something on a second rate selly telly channel, cause they're a leader in their profession ;)
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Were they a BAFTA award winner like Peter?
 
cheeky chappie said:
lol, as they did with 'bonded leather' then, referring to it as if it was a higher quality leather ;)
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Years ago on Bid TV Peter said with amazement "you're actually getting bonded leather". Obviously I thought it was a luxurious product. Then I Googled and discovered I wasn't. Clearly implying it was something special and hoping that his target audience wouldn't use critical thinking and check themselves, or didn't have the Internet.
 
Duke of Cheese said:
Mason was doing similar with his ‘Best Deal in His 75 Years in Shopping Television Ever’ routine with the Jackie Pallo Watches on Yellow Thursday or Wet Wednesday or whatever shyte day it was. Morgan (who I doubt carries an original thought along selling lines) presumably just following what some ridiculous youth in the Gallery lancing their pimples told them to do in a spare moment from trolling here.
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It would have been their 'pre Black Friday pink Tuesday month' event you're thinking of.
 
Muttley said:
Years ago on Bid TV Peter said with amazement "you're actually getting bonded leather". Obviously I thought it was a luxurious product. Then I Googled and discovered I wasn't. Clearly implying it was something special and hoping that his target audience wouldn't use critical thinking and check themselves, or didn't have the Internet.
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The way Peter V used to squeeze and touch the bonded leather you'd think it was thee best leather out there ;)
 
Samki said:
The mythomaniac award would need to be shared by the twits - the two peters
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Had to look that word up "somebody with a psychiatric disorder that causes them to lie, exaggerate, or tell incredible stories as if true". It further says that the condition is also known as pathological lying. Some people say that people with narcissistic personality disorder may be more likely to develop mythomania because of their grandiosity and self righteousness.

Interesting...
 

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