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Jean Paul permits another Duchump night.

Hi, Jean Paul, it's IW. We've got customer returns to send—
FOR THE FIFTH TIME OF TELLING YOU, IW - PERPETUAL LUXURY IS NOT PERPETUALLY AVAILABLE! THAT IS WHY THE HANDS STOP MOVING ON OUR WATCHES.
That's fine; but the returns—
FINE—I'VE JUST FOUND ANOTHER BOX OF 2000 IN THE CUPBOARD, HIDDEN BEHIND A DOG EARED COPY OF SIMON SAYS AND A BOTTLE OF DUBAI AIR FRESHENER. HAVE 'EM – BUT THAT'S IT, THEY'VE SOLD OUT.
We aren't asking for more, we need to send back—
FINE—AV ANOTHER BOX OF 1000. GEEZ, YOU LOT ARE BLEEDIN' ME DRY HERE IN… IS IT THE SWISS PLACE. YOU DRIVE A HARD BARGAIN.
We really don't need any more, we can't sell the ones we have, we need to send—
FINE—I'LL DRESS UP AS CHRISSIE AND TAKE JEZZA TO THE PUB AGAIN TO STOP HIM BORING YOU ALL WITH TALES OF HIS HOLLYOAKS DAYS.
Deal.
 
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Chef Joe has apparently been travelling the world appearing on various cooking programmes. With an award winning BBC director in the gimp ro…er..Gallery, a peripatetic world renowned TV chef, and a BAFTA winning star of BBC television - we should be honoured to have such quality of individuals working on a £9.99 shopping channel with no floor cameras.
 
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A ‘good buy’ he says
He’s right, and it’s ‘good bye’ from me. My head is hurting

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1960's Duchump!! Thought the company was only a few years old.
If the truth ever inadvertently fell out of that gob on-air, he’d probably keel over with the shock of what he’d done.

Walk back in and Hinge and Bracket are going hammer and tongs towards the selling orgasmic peak - or lack of it. They could have used that pair of insufferables for obtaining immediate confessions at Guantanamo Bay.

And that’s not a surname on the screen behind her. That’s the Dutch World Cup Squad from 1974.
 
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1960's Duchump!! Thought the company was only a few years old.
Do you like my "Patek Philippe" 'Genoa'?
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Automatic, exhibition back, 2 sweep second hands (main and ⁶ complication), 24 hour (³ complication) and day/night indicator at 12.
😜
 

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