Random musings and general banter.

[Jason]

Peter Simon throwing a strop because he can't do his intro.

 

[HughTwo]

an old classic from Dirty Pedro - shock at the price of some Pure Noir bog water, it's a mistake.

"This is a better buy to you than it is to us."

"The producer's saying 'get it off'. Multi-buy it. The buy of the day".

That was a regular on the old IW from him - a better buy to you.
Complete nonsense suggesting they're making a loss.

 

[Jazzydrury]

He was selling something the other night, and said it was Loss leading price

 

[Jazzydrury]

Peter is saying the pillow he is selling is being used in a 7 star hotel.

Hardly Peter it isn’t even branded you knob

 

[Jazzydrury]

We were selling one for £29.99, when did you Peter show us proof of course you can’t as it never happened.

Last in stock no more.

 

[Jazzydrury]

New Melting Brown

 

[Jazzydrury]

Aren’t you Hunts watching Pedro

 

[Jazzydrury]

The Cars again, Peter is saying easy to control, But Peter you didn’t know how to work it yesterday you BS Shyster

 

[HughTwo]

They'll say anything to sell this remote control car.

Dirty Peter - "It comes in a BIG box and with a free half a charge"

Alex 'pillow' Knowles - "It's made of a high quality plastic"

Guess who - "We are single figures in the red" - Yes, of course you are.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I do like RC Cars, you would be better off, going to a company who actually sells RC Cars, you could probably get something for under £30, you don’t have to pay hundreds,

That car looks okay. But if you smashed it, you wouldn’t be able to repair it. Better going for a proper brand

 

[SiRich]

They'll say anything to sell this remote control car.

Dirty Peter - "It comes in a BIG box and with a free half a charge"

Alex 'pillow' Knowles - "It's made of a high quality plastic"

Guess who - "We are single figures in the red" - Yes, of course you are.

it is not a Lamborghini either, its a Pagani Huayra based on the sticker on the back of it. F it though, tell the mugs it's a Lamborghini!

 

[Jazzydrury]

it is not a Lamborghini either, its a Pagani Huayra based on the sticker on the back of it. F it though, tell the mugs it's a Lamborghini!

90 year old germatrude isn’t gonna know the difference

 

[galesgal57]

I shudder to think what stains and spillages Pedro gets on his Sherpa blanket!

 

[galesgal57]

Central heating is antiquated according to Pinocchio, the he said they will be using the Economy 7 for a few hours a day!

 

[galesgal57]

Aw bless! He gets anxious in the evenings, and needs a comfort blankie.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Hammy will have Peter for a weekend, they could talk Watches non stop

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s strange you have Peter makes out he’s poor, while you’ve Sally, who isn’t ashamed to remind you she’s got money.

Also notice Mike is back tonight

 

[Battiola73]

Gen flogging RIMMEL! A Very rare and not easily available brand (me being sarcastic) so rare you can only buy it in those elite stores such as Sainsbury’s, Tesco, Asda, Boots etc.

Really what next Ovaltine, Maltesers, Custard Creams, Germoloids, flea powder?

 

[Hammy60]

Hammy will have Peter for a weekend, they could talk Watches non stop

Hell would freeze over first.

The only thing we'd be talking about, actually it wouldn't be talking as that implies a two way conversation it wouldn't be, it would be a one way vitriol about the daily ******** & lies he & his cronies spout, the use of my forum name to give false feedback and finally what a low life creepy shyster **** he is.
Then I'll politely tell him to **** *** back to his hovel in Hales Barnes.

 

[Muttley]

Aw bless! He gets anxious in the evenings, and needs a comfort blankie.

And presumably he was telling this heartwarming tale during the sale of blankets.

Can't think why he doesn't talk to his Worry Angels that he was flogging on Bid TV years ago. Tell all your troubles to a lump of glass in the shape of an angel and all your worries are over...