Random musings and general banter.

[PhædrusR]

Who knew The Ood needed hermaphrodite perfume?

Maybe that's what they've got in their orbs?

"It's masculine. It's feminine..." says PS of the Oud perfume.

What a load of...

 

[Little Jan]

Dirty Peter on one again.
Trying to flog candles.

"Whether it's the hallway, the bathroom, the landing, not only will they fragrance your home, not only in the front room, multi-buy if you can, not only is this vanilla, not only is it jasmine, go get them, this is a price to clear.....a price to clear......."

He must have a few strong coffees or a large collagen before he starts the shift

A price to clear the room because they smell worse than bull ****

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Where have those cowboys got £87 from on Amazon? I’m looking at under £30 from what I can see for description (Parfum) and amount (105 ml). Happy to be corrected.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Mouthpiece is on next… Time to switch off..

 

[PhædrusR]

Where have those cowboys got £87 from on Amazon? I’m looking at under £30 from what I can see for description (Parfum) and amount (105 ml). Happy to be corrected.

Hmmm, the Oud element ups the price. Same stuff from Armaf without Oud is £19-£30

https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Armaf/Club-de-Nuit-Oud-88825.html

https://www.onbuy.com/gb/p/armaf-club-de-nuit-oud-eau-de-parfum-105ml~p103595615/

I remember an episode of The Apprentice where they had to find Oud as part of the find and buy task (when in Morocco maybe?) and didn't have a clue what it was. An oud is also a lute guitar, but the oud wood scent comes from Cambodia and elsewhere.

What Is Oud And What Makes It Unique In Perfume | Creed Fragrance UK | Creed Fragrances

Often referred to as ‘liquid gold’, oud is one of the most expensive raw substances in the natural world. A detailed guide into Oud, what is smells like, where it comes from and what Creed fragrances contain oud.

www.creedfragrances.co.uk

Reminds me of Rigsby burning Philip's (the (not) "African Prince" from Croydon) wardrobe wooden stick, like the tribes do, to lure Miss Jones!

 

[Jazzydrury]

it’s Joanne

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I did well. I got to Good Evening…

 

[Herring]

it’s Joanne

Oh fantastic news!

My favourite nasal-voiced sycophant on Freeview 51, a temptress of tat, beckoning to bleary-eyed night owls with her plastic fantastics, tragic fabrics, electrical nonsensicals, and illogical horologicals.

I'll av a watch of something else instead.