Random musings and general banter.

[historymystery]

Duke, you've upset my other half saying that…

…so please apologise to the large knit weighted blanket beside me or it might stop hugging me like the warm embrace of a long-lost relative at the heart of the Christmas family dinner to not only relax and comfort me, ok!!

Blimey, Herring, you've really got the gift of words - your IW script composition is spot-on.....you could get a job there and work with the one, the only, the celebrity of celebrities, the star of stars........yes, Pete!!!!!!

(Did I just hear you say 'get lost', or was it something ruder? )

 

[historymystery]

Not me. I’ll treat myself to Tesco’s luxury ones nearer Christmas at £3.50 for 6 or to be honest probably their puff pastry ones that are £1.50 for 4.

I wonder if anyone works out how much the ones sold on QVC cost individually? £3.13 each and that doesn’t include p&p. I haven’t seen them but at that price at least 6” across and 3” deep. £3.50 with p&p

You're not supposed to eat the Q ones, you are supposed to frame them and invite your friends round to view them.

 

[Herring]

Blimey, Herring, you've really got the gift of words - your IW script composition is spot-on.....you could get a job there and work with the one, the only, the celebrity of celebrities, the star of stars........yes, Pete!!!!!!

(Did I just hear you say 'get lost', or was it something ruder? )

I'd be worried he'd pull out his BAFTA and ask me to hold it firmly…

*glares down camera with tongue pressed against inside of cheek and grimaces*

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Pete is on later selling these signs to hang in the kitchen ..or the bedroom..or the loft..or the shed..or the (you get my drift)..
It’s to remind yourselves to have some moral compass in everyday life..(like him)


They are 1 for a ‘tenner’ on 2 flexis of £5..free p&p or..


Or..multi buy 3 for £150 on 3 flexis of £50+ £29.99 p&p.

Who said he hasn’t got a conscience

 

[Battiola73]

Weighted blankets… Some flippin’ bit of old cloth, but on Exemplar Planet…a potential marriage partner, and general emotional and social companion…

The weighted blankets filled with ceramic beads. Use ceramic beads to bond bake pastry to stop it rising. Theyre quite heavy. Wonder how heavy the blanket is?

 

[Battiola73]

Sally has a Dinosaur head lol

And that’s without the mask on.

 

[Bernie100]

What is up with the girl on early morning that has the greased oiled face. What is that about. She looks stupid

That'll be Natalia. The shiny one routinely refers to her viewers as being her "beauty family." It's really not a family that I'd personally like to be a part of because it's a very dysfunctional one where one prominent member of that family (Natalia) is always lying and trying to shaft all of the other members of that family (the viewers).

 

[HughTwo]

There certainly seems to be something about these weighted blankets that seduces IW presenters.

Whether it's your Dirty Pedro or Pillow Alex, from your Of-the-Masons to Siren Becque, not only do they find them comforting, not only are they warming, they're soothing, beguiling, seductive, luxurious.....whether on a bed or a sofa, on an armchair in the front room.....just to radiate warmth in caravan, a spare room or a draughty hovel......they are a joy, alright.

Multi-buy if you can but please don't miss out, these will fly (despite the weight).

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

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Cracking price on AliExpress if you want one.

Not that a dinosaur mask with moving jaw is super original, but Mattel (I think, or Hasbro) had a hit with an animatronic dinosaur mask a year or so back, so naturally cheaper clones have popped up on the Chinese sites.

A bit like half of IW's toys stock, they're knockoffs of the must have toy… from about 7 years ago. Most kids don't care, but once you get to that age where you know you don't get the 'real' one… Grumpy kids.

Maybe the return of Crazeee christmas? That's about the level of quality all year round these days

 

[Hammy60]

Jean Paul permits another Duchump night.

 

[galesgal57]

Jean Paul Arkwright?

 

[Jazzydrury]

Not Pete the p rick again, we’ve got him all weekend havent we

 

[galesgal57]

Pedro gets night sweats and hot flushes. Maybe he should take his bobble hat off in bed.

 

[HughTwo]

You would be sweating too if you were cocooned in sherpa blankets a weighted blanket, a duvet, a throw, copper socks and a liberal smearing of Emu Balm

 

[galesgal57]

Most of us could ill afford to buy feather and down pillas. I bought one in Dunelm for less than 20 pounds.

 

[galesgal57]

You would be sweating too if you were cocooned in sherpa blankets a weighted blanket, a duvet, a throw, copper socks and a liberal smearing of Emu Balm

Don't forget his all in one combinations

 

[HughTwo]

The gallery are so fed up of Dirty Peter's drivel they drown him out with Christmas plinkety-plonk.

Just as he was saying the down and feather pillows were the best he'd ever brought to air - since the microfibre, the GX, the mulberry silk, the memory foam, the bamboo..........

 

[Duke of Cheese]

In the home cinema today…

 

[galesgal57]

A Dunlop shaver. Will it pump up my tyres?

 

[Muttley]

In the home cinema today…

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If I get nightmares tonight I'll know who to blame! Genuinely scary picture