Random musings and general banter.

[HughTwo]

Dirty Peter coming back at 6pm - wonder if he's found enough change down the back of the sofa to buy a Duchump?
According to Of-the-Masons, people see your Duchump and think "he's done well for imself"

 

[HughTwo]

Surprise, surprise, Dirty Peter has the last of the "hero product" air fresheners

And he's gobsmacked that Mother Theresa didn't sell out the mumi collagen - he knows how expensive it is because he buys it

Muriel's in for snuggle buddy pillow

It's just one whopper after another.

(oh yes, missus, and he has a stiff coccyx!)

 

[galesgal57]

Pedro's opening monologue - I went to see Dr Lobitov, and he told me to take all my clothes off. Where shall I put them asks Pedro? Put them on top of mine says Lobitov! He must have been told off through his earpiece, as he looked sheepish, and changed the subject quickly.

 

[HughTwo]

More filth from Dirty Pedro.

For some reason he had his shoes off for a back massager and couldn't get a shoe back on.

"For any ladies watching, I can't get my shoe on - so I've got a foot and a half" - filthy wink

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Even by his gutter standards…being particularly foul-mouthed this evening. On the right recycling method for what is flowing from his lower orifice…Born just after the War…We got the price wrong…Lying well, also.

 

[Samki]

Here we go again - they’ve made an absolute mistake on the price etc
Though I will agree with him on that because 19.99 is a rip off for a tacky plastic bag

 

[galesgal57]

Here we go again - they’ve made an absolute mistake on the price etc
Though I will agree with him on that because 19.99 is a rip off for a tacky plastic bag

Calling it leatherette makes it sound more desirable, first layer plastic doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

 

[RichyR66]

Didi he just say one of those air fresheners smelled like a toblerone??? I'm sure he did!!!!

 

[Battiola73]

I just can’t watch that disgusting old man. Pure and utter filth. He should be taken off air.
He seems to think he’s the maestro of double entendres but he’s not.

 

[galesgal57]

Is there any proof that collagen actually works? Pedro says he takes four capsules every night.

 

[galesgal57]

Gammon BS, one of the best fragrance houses in the world. The set of 4 sells for £300. He seems very aggressive tonight, must be the collagen overdose.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I just can’t watch that disgusting old man. Pure and utter filth. He should be taken off air.

Absolutely. Even worse - should he be taken on it. You just want Charlie Cairoli to walk into the studio when he is midway through one of his filthy and completely inappropriate 1970s Wheeltappers one-liners and shove an enormous custard pie in his upper face.

 

[galesgal57]

Absolutely. Even worse - should he be taken on it. You just want Charlie Cairoli to walk into the studio when he is midway through one of his filthy and completely inappropriate 1970s Wheeltappers one-liners and shove an enormous custard pie in his upper face.

He comes driving onto the set in his clown car, and the door falls off.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

So many pompous performers of today could do with a good old custard pie right in the kisser

 

[Duke of Cheese]

If you are my age (anywhere between 78 and 61) and you live in a grimy bedsit, come four bedroomed well-appointed house with an AGA….And if you sleep in twin beds ( why does he sleep in two beds?)…’AVE A BUY….

 

[galesgal57]

If you are my age (anywhere between 78 and 61) and you live in a grimy bedsit, come four bedroomed well-appointed house with an AGA….And if you sleep in twin beds ( why does he sleep in two beds?)…’AVE A BUY….

One for him, one for Bet, his house boy or Josh the Labrador. Maybe he shares one bed if he's feeling amorous. Just had another thought, maybe when his bed becomes wringing wet with his night sweats, he's got a spare to get in to.

 

[galesgal57]

Ghastly lumber cushions. Surely it should be lumbar, unless they are meant for the wood cutting market.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Never in 28 years of watching television have I seen such a bunch of disingenuous ars eholes selling completely undesirable, overpriced tat.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

An unfortunate choice of overhead camera work this evening…

 

[galesgal57]

An unfortunate choice of overhead camera work this evening…

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Always thought he was a ********.