Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

He's just said all the money people spend on cosmetic treatments, you could benefit from this pillar. What about your daily collagen and your facial work Pedro? Are you saying it's all a waste of money? Total bell end.

 

[Herring]

He's just said all the money people spend on cosmetic treatments, you could benefit from this pillar. What about your daily collagen and your facial work Pedro? Are you saying it's all a waste of money? Total bell end.

"Buy as I say, not as I do."

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Not the best way to put a finger on stock remaining…

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Peter,those air fresheners you’re selling just now.
I think you should spray them in your mouth because of all the that comes out of it!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

These have got a touch of the halitosis about them….Muriel…Edith..Canute…Catweazle…Bagpuss…Barnaby the Bear… Mary…Mungo…Midge..Crystal Tips…Alastair….Love the way the old fu…rocker holds that cheap handheld vacuum in the air as if it is only being held by sucking on his main finger.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Desperate to watch him trying to sell 1970s Axminster rugs made in China from the Scottish Highlands. Unsold stock from Times Furnishing Liquidation Sale?

 

[galesgal57]

He said he paid more for a towel than they are charging for the rug, and it wasn't even a big one, just a bath sheet. Bath sheets are the biggest towel you fool. He will spout any old crap to make a sale.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

They have “Heirloom Value” he (Simon) says. Referring to a so called £3000 watch they are able to sell for hundreds. Another empty and valueless statement made to get the vulnerable to part with their cash.

 

[galesgal57]

Duchump didn't need to give them such a big discount he says. I wish potential buyers would look at Duchumps website, where they will receive a much better discount than IW are offering. They must know we are onto them, yet they keep trotting out the same old claptrap.