Random musings and general banter.

[Professor Branestawm]

Jeremy

I'm not a dentist by the way ...

No sh1t Sherlock!!!

That’s going to be my next suggestion for them. I’m going to email and suggest that each of the presenters should randomly tell us something that they are not, on each item.
‘I’m not an encyclopaedia salesman, by the way’ (Jeremy)
‘I just wanted to say, I’m not a proctologist. I’m just up myself’ (Peter S)…

I’m in a silly mood, today!

 

[Jazzydrury]

I was that bad a Actor, even Hollyoaks wouldn’t take me back (Jeremy)

 

[galesgal57]

That’s going to be my next suggestion for them. I’m going to email and suggest that each of the presenters should randomly tell us something that they are not, on each item.
‘I’m not an encyclopaedia salesman, by the way’ (Jeremy)
‘I just wanted to say, I’m not a proctologist. I’m just up myself’ (Peter S)…

I’m in a silly mood, today!

That job would suit Peter down to the ground, I'm having all sorts of sordid, rude thoughts now.

 

[Jazzydrury]

That job would suit Peter down to the ground, I'm having all sorts of sordid, rude thoughts now.

Nothing unusual there

 

[galesgal57]

Nothing unusual there

You know me so well.

 

[Hammy60]

Lastest Seiko movement, YN55.

It's only the latest Seiko as they bought Orient and stuck a Seiko Epson rotor onto the Orient F6922 movement and called it YN55.

It's used in some of the most expensive watches in the world.

No it's not, until Seiko bought Orient, Orient NEVER supplied their movements to other watch brands. With the YN55 being a newer issue from Seiko Epson, only a couple of brands use the movement, VE and Pagani. YN55 is similar to the NH35, but tends to be slightly more accurate, probably why VE are using the rebadged Orient movements more.

 

[Muttley]

You know me so well.

The difference with us is that you actually say the things that I'm only thinking (and wouldn't post!)

If I see your name on a post I know I'll laugh at it!

 

[Hammy60]

World launch tonight.

But Kevski says when talking about the quanity they have left, we launched these on Thursday. Surely if you launched them on Thursday night then tonight isn't a World launch night.

 

[Hammy60]

Remember as we pointed out on Thursday tonight's World launch watches are a lot, lot, lot cheaper on Kevski's site.

 

[Muttley]

That’s going to be my next suggestion for them. I’m going to email and suggest that each of the presenters should randomly tell us something that they are not, on each item.
‘I’m not an encyclopaedia salesman, by the way’ (Jeremy)
‘I just wanted to say, I’m not a proctologist. I’m just up myself’ (Peter S)…

I’m in a silly mood, today!

MeMike could say "I'm not a voice coach like 'Enry 'Iggins of that there film My Fair Lady. Even though I is as posh as him 6 days a week and twice on Sundays, cor blimey guvnor"

 

[Muttley]

Remember as we pointed out on Thursday tonight's World launch watches are a lot, lot, lot cheaper on Kevski's site.

Was the world launch the United Kindom and the Isle of Man?

 

[Hammy60]

VR42 Seiko Automatic movement says Kevski.

It's a solar quartz you numpty.

Of course in his defence he was reading the descrition on the graphics from teh previous watch, but still he should have realised he was making a boo boo.

 

[HughTwo]

Usual tripe from Dirty Pedro -"please, please do not miss out.....99.99 ok"

No mention that's the first of five flexis

 

[galesgal57]

The difference with us is that you actually say the things that I'm only thinking (and wouldn't post!)

If I see your name on a post I know I'll laugh at it!

There are things that I think that I wouldn't dare repeat in case I offended anyone (or got banned).

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Still misleading people in the descriptions of what they are to pay..."You've got this for £169.99," he says. The first Flexi-Pay he fails to add. Time and time again the ASA have ruled on this, yet again and again, he further breaches their Code.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Ethel has texted in… of course she has. Is Ethel related to Muriel?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

It’s all about checking out yer baskets… it’s not about paying £450 is it.?
Please please please… oh ‘F’ off Simon you big

 

[Duke of Cheese]

More from their Ealing Comedies Book of Christian Names Handbook.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Congratulations and well done .. for being deceived/conned and spending money on a first flexi you believe is the full price

 

[Muttley]

Ethel has texted in… of course she has. Is Ethel related to Muriel?

Has Gladys texted in as well? I have heard they're a geriatric Bananarama tribute group but you didn't hear it from me...