Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Wants us to buy them, and keep our headphones for best! They're not even noise cancelling.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

You can’t sell sound producing equipment credibly in audio silence. Talk yourself out of it or around it with a smart mouth as much as you want. It is totally ridiculous, and offers the public no credible foundation to buy. Just like virtually anything else they sell. Just the two Police tracks he mentions monotonously each time…Fall Out and Don’t Stand So Close To Me…They made others..

 

[HughTwo]

ofthemasons is getting a very furrowed brow - he'll be next crashing into the patio doors and returning as Mr Spock

 

[galesgal57]

He's just gone up in my estimation, he loves Tunnel of Love by Dire Straits. My all time favourite band, and the live version is sublime. Apart from that, he's still an ar*ehole.

 

[HughTwo]

According to Ofthemasons, the best deals come to air in the early hours of the morning.

So, that's where we are all missing out!!
Maybe I should stay up late in case they're completed the search of the building and found another "gold" Chrisse Duchump

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I much prefer not to buy uninspiring set prices dull and repetitive tat between 10:00 hrs to 22:00 hours. Not between Midnight and 02:00 hours. Bargains at those times, my ar…I have never seen anything remotely resembling a bargain since it launched.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He's just gone up in my estimation, he loves Tunnel of Love by Dire Straits. My all time favourite band, and the live version is sublime. Apart from that, he's still an ar*ehole.

Private Investigations for me. Closely followed by the haunting On Every Street (the song).

 

[Samki]

Private Investigations for me. Closely followed by the haunting On Every Street (the song).

I love private investigations, your latest trick, Romeo and Juliet and love over gold

 

[HughTwo]

Ideal World have a few Dire Straits remix favorites.
Particularly - Money for Nothing!

Also, the brilliant "Twisting by the Patio Doors",
"Your latest trick" - getting people to believe the lines are incredibly busy.
"So Far Away" - from genuinely being sold out.
"Walk of Life" - because I drink collagen.
"Calling Elvis" - suspicious minds tell us it's not a direct price comparison.
"Romeo and Juliet" - are in for a showerhead, ok, alright.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

And a fine good morning to Foghorn Two. The other lady must be off for polishing. Looks like she is selling a verticle 1960s transistor radio today. Nice.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Turned on after a few days, to find Joanne and Yiannis.

I thought Joanne only done one week a month, she seems on more

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Does that wretched woman ever rest. Her gob is never idle. Watching this pair of comedians is not a good life choice. I never lie to you the oxymoron man is just as bad. Switch off

 

[Jazzydrury]

Rylan Clarke would fit in well at IW, Just turned onto This Morning, and He is presenting, he looks more plastic than ever

 

[OutOut]

''£9.99, what? you can't buy a disposable one for that''

Ok Yannis mate.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Have we proof it’s a Clearance Price.

If Yiannis has paid £9.99 for a disposable BBQ he’s been robbed

He said you could take it to the beach

 

[Jazzydrury]

Joanne just said Yiannis has a Big Meeting Later, is it to hand in P45

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I was going to put a Bonnie and Clyde pastiche up but perhaps not with calm reflection.

 

[Lord Helpus]

He's just gone up in my estimation, he loves Tunnel of Love by Dire Straits. My all time favourite band, and the live version is sublime. Apart from that, he's still an ar*ehole.

Fair enough it's a favourite of his - and yours - and that's fine but why does he think he can inflict his tastes on everybody else? And he obviously thinks he's a great singer and dancer which he is not so he's not doing the music justice either.

Not that we can hear any ruddy music which defeats the whole concept of selling speakers, turntables, headphones.

Trust old Mikey, he wouldn't do you down would he? Buffoon.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

A sound engineer in his busy career also, he says. Some might say an unsound selling technique at times. From electrician to recording engineer to lead singer of a covers band, to mainstream TV presenter, to 25 years or so in shopping television. How old is he? It's possible, I guess, but a bit of a stretch unless everything else was shorter term for him?

 

[galesgal57]

Torchy modelling a 9.99 polo shirt he wouldn't be seen dead in. He always wears Ralph Lauren. I can't stand Joanne's constant rabbiting, time to turn off.