Random musings and general banter.

[Lord Helpus]

If he ever read this forum (unlikely but you never know) then I'm sure he will forgive you

It's a little bit funny
This feeling inside
When Peter Simon comes on
I want to hide

 

[Lord Helpus]

To continue with the Elton John theme, I wonder which of the presenters are Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy?

Captain Vantastic and the Dirty Pete Cowboy.

 

[galesgal57]

To continue with the Elton John theme, I wonder which of the presenters are Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy?

I'm shocked Muttley I thought I was the mucky minded one.

 

[HughTwo]

I'm sure Dirty Peter is a close friend of Elton - all those singles dedicated to IW.
"Little Jeannie" - is in for a shower curtain;
Healing Hands - thanks to a collagen drink
I'm Still Standin - thanks to collagen, vibration plate and vitamin patches
Don't go breakin my heart - but Pete Vandenhaveabuy can repair it with tape
Ain't Nothing Like the Real Thing - but 'ave a buy of our bog water
Hey Nikita is it cold - with that fan, air cooler, air shower, neck fan........

 

[galesgal57]

Mike of the Masons spent 40 minutes last night selling the water bottles, he's got them again. Every single person is going to be in for the pick of the day, they will fly out. A bold claim Michael, he hasn't told us what it is yet.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

And when they have their November 5th Fireworks Extravaganza…Peter Simon in a pushchair, dressed as Worzel Gummidge, and a Catherine Wheel hanging from each ear…Song For Guy should be played. A desperate analogy to include that song, I know!!

 

[galesgal57]

And when they have their November 5th Fireworks Extravaganza…Peter Simon in a pushchair, dressed as Worzel Gummidge, and a Catherine Wheel hanging from each ear…Song For Guy should be played. A desperate analogy to include that song, I know!!

Where will they put the Roman Candle?

 

[galesgal57]

Dewah flask? Surely he means Dewar. Trying to make it sound more exotic, like Gammone.

 

[Herring]

And when they have their November 5th Fireworks Extravaganza…Peter Simon in a pushchair, dressed as Worzel Gummidge, and a Catherine Wheel hanging from each ear…Song For Guy should be played. A desperate analogy to include that song, I know!!

"ooh, aunt sally - what I wouldn't give for not only a nice cup o' collagen tea and a slice o' chef flambé cake, right, okay"

 

[Duke of Cheese]

"ooh, aunt sally - what I wouldn't give for not only a nice cup o' collagen tea and a slice o' chef flambé cake, right, okay"

Aunt Sally Jacks....Of course!!!

 

[HughTwo]

Quick, this COULD be your last chance to buy a cool touch pillowcase from OftheMasoons.

Lots of Dirty Peter chat from him about hot sticky nights and flushes! Ooooh, you get a pair......

 

[Muttley]

I'm shocked Muttley I thought I was the mucky minded one.

I'm equal to you any day! Or as Mikey Barra Boi Mason would say "six days a week and twice on Sundays"

 

[headintheclouds]

Slightly off-topic but linked in general to issues of time…I bought this classic 1970s Westclox ‘Space Age’ clock from eBay last week. It was sold as not working but actually ticks and keeps slow time from time to time. I wonder if the Professor or Hammy know if these clocks can be repaired? Mum and Dad were always told in the Green Shield Showroom that Westclox clocks could only be repaired by the maker..View attachment 29421

OMG - my parents had this EXACT model of clock! That brought back very happy memories of my 70s’ childhood I can vividly call to mind hearing the sound of the alarm going off at 6.05 every weekday morning for my hardworking Dad

 

[Muttley]

Where will they put the Roman Candle?

I could offer a rather bold suggestion of where to shove it

 

[galesgal57]

I could offer a rather bold suggestion of where to shove it

His backdoor or his catflap?

 

[OutOut]

''You can't beat good glasses can ya''

No Mike you can't, you got any coming up or no?

 

[galesgal57]

He's got some great sounds coming up at 9. It won't be the turntable then. Could it be Bose, or AKG? Probably the latest from Nakashita.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Looks like a torture chamber. Shaven-headed, sinister looking man in virtual darkness. Smoking water boarding devices all in black. Lights back up. Oh…still a visual and audible torture chamber with some cheap and nasty water fountains.

 

[galesgal57]

Looks like a torture chamber. Shaven-headed sinister looking man in virtual darkness. Smoking water boarding devices all in black. Lights back up. Oh…still a visual and audible torture chamber.

A bargain price though, they will fly out surely.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

On a one way ticket, hopefully. How embarrassing…They aren’t working properly. Try a spill… Chef Mark would get them ablaze.