Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

I was going to do a rhyme
But tonight I’m not in my prime
Got unsettled by this woman with a shiny face
Her luminous head put me right off the pace
I wondered why she glistens like some homing dome
I got severely peripatetic and flew immediately to Rome..

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Is there a product they sell that can effectively deal with reducing shiny faces in general? The canes, possibly?

 

[OutOut]

grease lightning on again!

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

I’m just looking at the Shiny One and the Opatra BA and all I can say when I see them is OMG and that’s being tactful. Even orange lives matter you know. Ghastly comes to mind.

 

[OutOut]

Opatra website was set up as a ruse to make people think they are getting an extremely good deal from shopping tv channels. No one orders direct from them. It's just a marketing strategy to sell their light up crap.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The overriding view has to be that this channel has no interest whatsoever in being transparent its viewers. After all – why should it? There is absolutely no effective control over it whatsoever.

 

[OutOut]

Is it me or did she just say number 1 best seller in harrods?

 

[OutOut]

Mouth of the South up next. Great.

 

[Hammy60]

£37.99 +£1.99 p&p for 10l of weed gone, £29.99 from the makers Assured Products on Amazon Marketplace.

Wonder if they'll do a direct comparison with that one.

BTW, loved Peter V selling this yesterday.

Peter said it's a contact killer, but didn't go into detail of what that means, ie it only kills the leaves not the roots.

Then went on to say, If you kill the leaves by pull out the leaves the roots remain and weed grows back, but if you kill the leaves by burning them then roots remain but weed doesn't grow back. Unfortunately he didn't explain how that phenomena works.

Now Joanne coming out with the same rubbish.

 

[Hammy60]

Is it me or did she just say number 1 best seller in harrods?

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Yeah that one puzzled me too, some folks said it's sold in teh technology dept, but don't see any thing listed. But some folks have said that there is an Opatra salon in Harrods, I wonder if they sell products in their Salon rather than through Harrods itself?

No Harrods shoppers on the forum that can pop in and check?

 

[Lilo Lil]

I wonder how Miss Shiney is able to find the time to work - she must spend hours and hours using the gadgets she flogs, an hour here, an hour there etc etc…

She does give misleading information on these wondrous items (really?) - no mention of contra indications, just to say the ‘sucking’ machine will not dissolve lipomas, as claimed by her on one occasion. Your hair will grow back if you use the Opatra hat - where is the evidence?

I am sure there have been more dubious claims made by this channel.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Opatra is only availlable in store at Harrods

 

[Hammy60]

£99.99 for a trolley, Joanne did extensive reseach but can't find it cheaper, it's at B & Q for £69.99.

 

[OutOut]

This guy has the easiest job in the world. He just tells you what a product looks like and what it can do. Anyone could do that job.

 

[OutOut]

Opatra is only availlable in store at Harrods

That's interesting then. They sell for full price like advertised on the Opatra website I assume? although I feel that can't be the case as everyone would just buy from IW and sell them on for a huge profit.

 

[cheeky chappie]

There were 3 of them flogging a fan last night. Those 2 and Yiannis.

It's like the old joke, 'how many council workers does it take to ...?'

 

[Battiola73]

Is it me or did she just say number 1 best seller in harrods?

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Just out of interest I looked on the page for Harrods beauty Salon. They do have similar treatments but no mention that I could find for Opatra. Oops should have carried on reading as see Jazzy has given update.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Is it me or did she just say number 1 best seller in harrods?

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Who gives a feck if it's sold there anyway? Never has a store perhaps epitomised 'a fool and their money are easy parted' more than this one.

 

[Battiola73]

I wonder how Miss Shiney is able to find the time to work - she must spend hours and hours using the gadgets she flogs, an hour here, an hour there etc etc…

She does give misleading information on these wondrous items (really?) - no mention of contra indications, just to say the ‘sucking’ machine will not dissolve lipomas, as claimed by her on one occasion. Your hair will grow back if you use the Opatra hat - where is the evidence?

I am sure there have been more dubious claims made by this channel.

Reminds me of the X-Ray glasses they used to advertise in the Sunday Papers back in the 60s.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It's like the old joke, 'how many council workers does it take to ...?'

It’s one of three reasons to me….1) The old Two Presenter, One Expert in Wind Approach makes fans fly out of the door. 2) The people running TV operations for Ideal World are both profligate and clueless. or 3) The people running TV operations for Ideal World consider presenters and experts in flatulence and partners of presenters to be friends in need who NEED as much money as they can get regardless of any impact on sales.