Random musings and general banter.

[Jason]

Maybe he’s taken Bet to Blackpool for the weekend, Sun, Sea and Sexy Times

Shut the back door!

 

[Muttley]

Do Ideal sell these buckles? Surely Dirty Peter and OftheMasons would love one! Good luck if you get it.View attachment 29249

Looks like it could be tricky to deal with if he's suffering the after-effects of a curry and a few pints of beer...

 

[HughTwo]

Shut the back door!

I'm sure dirty Peter will send a postcard to the studio - pop-it-in-Pete will deliver.

Blackpool - "Not only is it by the sea, not only for your donkeys, your ice creams, for your candy floss and kiss-me-quick hats. The deck chairs are flying out at clearance price, ok. Wish you were here, alright."

 

[mariam]

Think he's been on the magic mushrooms, talking about a fairy door!

Haha, sounds like he’s had quite an imaginative experience! Magic mushrooms can definitely make things seem a bit whimsical.

 

[Hammy60]

Oh they've changed their Thermos comparison, gone is the "Direct comparison" at £47.40 to a "not a direct comparison" of £51.

Obviously updating their comparisons after reading here.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I compare them to a grubby looking man, standing furtively in a dimly lit doorway, wearing a long raincoat he flashes open to reveal an inside full of watches. "Wanna buy a timepiece??" Not a direct comparison.

 

[saintslad]

What on earth is that belt buckle being worn by "genuinely" Yiannis.

It's utterly bizarre!

It's Greek Cypriot heritage. His culture and lifestyle. So I so no problem with that. Fair play to him.

 

[Glen_C]

If you are interested in a twin pack of GX Pillows, buy them direct from their website using code JUL50 and you will get the twin pack for £29.99 (the price IW used to sell them for). You will need to pay for postage on top of the £29.99. This code is only valid until midnight on August 4th.

 

[OutOut]

Mike saying 'plinky plonky music' every single time is really irritating me now.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Plinky Plonker Music more like...

 

[OutOut]

''This will take you 150 times closer to the moon, have you ever been that close to the moon? you'll feel like you're walking on it''

Some of the stuff this guy says really is comedy gold.

 

[stratobuddy]

''This will take you 150 times closer to the moon, have you ever been that close to the moon? you'll feel like you're walking on it''

Some of the stuff this guy says really is comedy gold.

There is an advert for a telesope that says it can see 75 miles.

Well, I can see trillions of miles even without a telescope. In fact, I can see things light years away.

 

[Jazzydrury]

''This will take you 150 times closer to the moon, have you ever been that close to the moon? you'll feel like you're walking on it''

Some of the stuff this guy says really is comedy gold.

If you think Mike is Bad, there is far worse

 

[Jazzydrury]

Not Peter V

 

[Jazzydrury]

What a lot of baloney to sell a fan

 

[OutOut]

What a lot of baloney to sell a fan

You don't understand the laws of thermodynamics! Last time you would have seen a blade like that is on the back of a speedboat.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Anybody who wanted a fan surely would have bought one this week

 

[Jazzydrury]

Maybe Peter is on Holiday Natalia is on between 6 and 10 tomorrow night

 

[Hammy60]

Maybe Peter is on Holiday Natalia is on between 6 and 10 tomorrow night

Not so sure it's because Peter's not there, think Natalia would be at least part of the show anyway, It's 4 hours of Beauty, Collagen and Opatra.

 

[galesgal57]

The stick vac is £69.99 from Debenhams. I thought Rediffusion rented out TVs years ago.