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Chains sold out one again🤣🤣🤣..
‘Be quick’ he says ..’ I’m not trying to pressure you’..translated means ‘we ain’t selling many of these’..
 
Oh…he has removed the 1974 On The Buses night out with the clippies jacket..Not that he couldn’t wait to…Still Formulating Deals, apparently. Just off on my sixpence down the Trent…

Win a Set of Nusuck Air Fresheners in a stunning new Ideal World competition. Second Prize…two sets….
 
Oh…he has removed the 1974 On The Buses night out with the clippies jacket..Not that he couldn’t wait to…Still Formulating Deals, apparently. Just off on my sixpence down the Trent…

Win a Set of Nusuck Air Fresheners in a stunning new Ideal World competition. Second Prize…two sets….
Third prize is an invite to the Ideal World Christmas Party in Pervy Pete's hovel. Not sure who is doing the catering🤔🔥.

Sally is doing discrete Christmas decorations, MeMike will wear his tux and sing songs by The Rat Pack on the karaoke, Our Bet and Pedro will be dueting on Sonny and Cher's 'I Got You Babe'. It's THE event of the year, more sought after than Taylor Swift or Oasis concert tickets. No room for Charlie and the gang although they will be outside peering through the windows waiting for Pete to offer them burnt to a crisp pigs in blankets. You heard it here first.
 
Third prize is an invite to the Ideal World Christmas Party in Pervy Pete's hovel. Not sure who is doing the catering🤔🔥.

Sally is doing discrete Christmas decorations, MeMike will wear his tux and sing songs by The Rat Pack on the karaoke, Our Bet and Pedro will be dueting on Sonny and Cher's 'I Got You Babe'. It's THE event of the year, more sought after than Taylor Swift or Oasis concert tickets. No room for Charlie and the gang although they will be outside peering through the windows waiting for Pete to offer them burnt to a crisp pigs in blankets. You heard it here first.

Not gonna lie, it sounds a hoot.
 
Third prize is an invite to the Ideal World Christmas Party in Pervy Pete's hovel. Not sure who is doing the catering🤔🔥.

Sally is doing discrete Christmas decorations, MeMike will wear his tux and sing songs by The Rat Pack on the karaoke, Our Bet and Pedro will be dueting on Sonny and Cher's 'I Got You Babe'. It's THE event of the year, more sought after than Taylor Swift or Oasis concert tickets. No room for Charlie and the gang although they will be outside peering through the windows waiting for Pete to offer them burnt to a crisp pigs in blankets. You heard it here first.
Later on, the party will move on to Pedro's gimp room. Rubber and leather outfits supplied. 😜🤮
 
My mum used a stick the last few years of her life. She wasn't disabled, in fact she was pretty active for her late late 70s but she had a fear of falling so it gave her a bit of stability and helped her confidence which meant she didn't stop going out.

She bought it off a stall in an indoor market, the stall specialised in mobility aids for elderly. It was brightly patterned and only cost around £15. She was able to test it beforehand to make sure she was happy with it. My point is that she didn't need a proper assessment, she only needed it for confidence (and it helped massively with that). If she did I can't see her wanting to get one from a shopping channel, she would have sought proper advice (I would have made sure she did). And she was totally involved in the whole process, she didn't leave me to sort it out for her.

I still can't get over the 'feigning a limp', that's totally unacceptable. Perhaps the crew members who read this would like to pass this on. Unless they're too scared to challenge the Cockney Geezer or any other presenter who does this.
Suspect they're aiming at selling to relatives and friends who will buy 'for someone else who needs it'.
 

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