Random musings and general banter.

[Lord Helpus]

Now forgive me...I wish I...and I really mean this....and again...not only...

Arthur in Tintagel, Robin in Nottingham, Rob Roy in Scotland... welcome to all of you...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He is incapable of even finishing off the phone number. He gives his all to his narratives. He even adjusts his lifestyle and his issues for the benefit of each product he sells. Admirably altruistic of him.

 

[Lord Helpus]

He is incapable of even finishing off the phone number. He gives his all to his narratives. He even adjusts his lifestyle and his issues for the benefit of each product he sells. Admirably altruistic of him.

And very arthritic of him too.

 

[Lord Helpus]

He's now selling waterproof soap.

Brilliant.

 

[Lord Helpus]

He's getting soap everywhere, does the dispenser come with a free cloth to clean up the mess?

Very professional, these will sell out in no time.

 

[Lord Helpus]

I can't take any more of this imbecile tonight.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He can only aspire to imbecile status…

 

[Duke of Cheese]

You can see why he enjoys shooting off the white liquid load onto his palms. He is getting jizz..dizzy with excitement. Probably his most annoying performance since his previous one this evening.

 

[Lord Helpus]

He remembers Mr Wimpy, the burger-flavoured ice-cream van.

Cretin.

 

[galesgal57]

You can see why he enjoys shooting off the white liquid load onto his palms. He is getting jizz..dizzy with excitement. Probably his most annoying performance since his previous one this evening.

At least he managed to get something out. No doubt he has problems "downstairs" that he hasn't mentioned yet to go with his many ailments.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Who looks after Josh, his lab, when he lives alone and is on air (annoyingly frequently)?

 

[Gooner1963]

He's obsessed with his backdoor the muppet

 

[Lord Helpus]

Arghhh. Back door open tongue in cheek. Chronic.

He is getting his Generation Game hosts mixed up. He's doing the Brucie pose but he based himself on Larry.

Fool.

 

[galesgal57]

That's why I can't make my mind up about him. Does he bowl from the pavillion end, or is he a red blooded stud muffin?

 

[Lord Helpus]

He would love to have done For the love of Dogs?

Pure fantasy.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He certainly wasn’t on Swap Shop either.

 

[Gooner1963]

Thinks he had a chance to appear on mainstream tv he's deluded & found his level in selly telly & he's even crap at that

 

[Lord Helpus]

That's why I can't make my mind up about him. Does he bowl from the pavillion end, or is he a red blooded stud muffin?

His gender is probably like his health and lifestyle - fluid.

 

[Muttley]

He certainly wasn’t on Swap Shop either.

Years ago he said "... during my Blue Peter days" not actually saying he presented it or was on it but heavily implying it.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Good news. His chronic knees problems which were so bad earlier, he couldn’t work a stepper above the lower levels when seated, have now been improved 100 percent with the collagen product he is flogging an hour later. There are absolutely no beginnings to his credibility.

Juveniles in the Gallery again…