Random musings and general banter.

[Xennial]

I would love to know what goes through the buyer/s head/s when they are buying some of the stuff.

 

[Xennial]

Jeez, someone is banging around his backdoor yet again. Why did he put his hand on the top when somebody walked past, thought it was supposed to sense you going past.

 

[User 23988]

Jeez, someone is banging around his backdoor yet again.

Quick fetch the plunger

 

[Xennial]

Quick fetch the plunger

and the Proscenic P12 vacuum.

 

[galesgal57]

Quick fetch the plunger

Bet it's not the first time.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Not the back door joke again from Pete. Paleese.

And now William Hunt, the master tailor and parfumier.

It's St Patrick's day tomorrow, he says, and this cheap smelly will be with you in three days. Eh? So get your oirish gift several days late. Impressive.

Silly old git.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

You CANNOT BUY THIS…You CANNOT BUY THIS…Well, you can buy it here and on TJC..erm…Okay??

 

[galesgal57]

It's so fabulous, yet they cannot shift it.

 

[Lord Helpus]

You CANNOT BUY THIS…You CANNOT BUY THIS…Well, you can buy it here and on TJC..erm…Okay??

You CANNOT buy this.

So just BUY this now!!!

 

[headintheclouds]

…and what the hell is a ‘formulacation’?!

The man talks absolute gibberish.

 

[Lord Helpus]

WH is the "ultimate courier of desire".

Wot? Better than DPD?

 

[headintheclouds]

…oh, and keep the box because artisans of fine fragrance…..well, we’ll never know what they’d do as he didn’t finish the sentence.
I feel as if I’m on drugs when I watch him!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I have sugar on the water, okay? A 2m erection….I’m comparing them. l’m not comparing them.. If you struggle with movement like me, right? You need this mechanical aftershave machine, okay? This stepper, right? I tell it like it is, ME..Right?? I love exercise, I do..10,000 steps a day, me…This cane, right…I can’t move, right? Okay…Who Leo? This grabber, right? We were doing it for £99.99, weren’t we, right? Okay….This running machine, right? I love running, me…I tell it like it isn’t, okay?

 

[Lord Helpus]

…and what the hell is a ‘formulacation’?!

The man talks absolute gibberish.

I think it's worzeleaze.

Like the eleventy-twelvty bus.

OK, Aunt Sally?

 

[galesgal57]

WTF is this? Cardiovascular workout.

 

[Lord Helpus]

…oh, and keep the box because artisans of fine fragrance…..well, we’ll never know what they’d do as he didn’t finish the sentence.
I feel as if I’m on drugs when I watch him!

I think he just might be.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

This helps…This may help…This helps…You can pay many hundreds of pounds for a cheap stepper on a shopping channel, right? Lowest ever price before the last lowest ever price…Okay…I can’t move off the bed me..They winch me here, right? It will HELP…MAY HELP….

 

[galesgal57]

I've got the Orbitrek MX, and it is reduced by £100 at the moment, a much better product.

 

[headintheclouds]

Between the copper socks and the, erm, stepper (slider), Peter Simon’s going to have better circulation than an industrial wind turbine.

 

[Lord Helpus]

It can help (may help). Well it won't do you any 'arm.

You can play music through this stepper. Marching music?

Not only is a stepper and a walker...

It's not only helping (may help) with circulation, especially when wearing copper sox, ok.