Random musings and general banter.

[headintheclouds]

I’m so thankful for you lot on this forum - it’s like a meeting of warped minds

 

[Lord Helpus]

Oh not diabetes again.

You fraud.

 

[galesgal57]

I want to see him speed up, bet his feet would fly off. And he should be done for crimes against socks.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Oh god not his ****** knees.

 

[galesgal57]

Can't put the speed up because of his knees!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He now has knee problems. What caused them? Rob coming into his imagination

 

[Lord Helpus]

It will lower your lower back pain. No ifs or buts this time.

And it's extrawnanary.

 

[galesgal57]

May help with losing weight. He would burn more calories walking to the fridge for a pie.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Yur getting yur 5 a day cardiovatican. Right?

 

[Hammy60]

He now has knee problems. What caused them? Rob coming into his imagination

Never had knee problems flogging treadmills, vibraplate, steppers & exercise bikes on IW mark 2.

 

[Lord Helpus]

He struggles with his legs and circulation.

You've got it for thirty.. er twenty seven 99.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Another boring / uselless post.

I see you still haven't discovered irony. Know your audience. It's your issue that you don't like it, not the vast majority of us on here.

 

[Lord Helpus]

He struggles with his legs and circulation.

You've got it for thirty.. er twenty seven 99.

And again, it's helping your cardiganvestular.

 

[galesgal57]

It can help (may help). Well it won't do you any 'arm.

You can play music through this stepper. Marching music?

Not only is a stepper and a walker...

It's not only helping (may help) with circulation, especially when wearing copper sox, ok.

The Funeral March would be too speedy.

 

[galesgal57]

Get it on level 30 Pedro, give us all a good laugh.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Two and a half more hours of this...

It's the first time EVER IW has had a quite important product.

Right?

 

[Lord Helpus]

He now says it helps if you have Nobility issues...

V good for the aristocracy.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Can you stand up Pete, just so as to improve your circulation.

And it will not only speak your weight....

 

[galesgal57]

He's only 62 isn't he, not even an OAP, but he seems to have every ailment known to man.

 

[Lord Helpus]

It will help you from your very core....

Where is that, Pete, you being a medical expert on cardinalvatican?