Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

Peter said we coming from the Broom Cupboard,

 

[galesgal57]

Ooh look! The drain unblocker and the socks, how original.

 

[Jazzydrury]

He’s had plumbing issues for 3 weeks and still needs sorting well that’s bollox

He makes out like he lives in some cold hovel

He then says he has a mate who is a plumber, but 3 weeks after having a leak it’s still fhere, what Bollox

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I tell it like it is, Me.. Well, like it was…in 1972..

Of course, it is all speculation, but I suspect he lives in a perfectly decent house in a good area. He must be coining in a couple of grand a week at least and if he’s invested his money safely over the years, he’s not going be living in the type of water leaking, freezing and decaying hovel with 20 others that he regularly likes to portray at times. Or is he permanently located in a kibbutz in Stamford Hill nowadays?

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

He’s just said that you can lift a wheelie bin with these grabbers. He didn’t bother finishing the sentence of course.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I ordered this the other night, I like the fact you can bend it

 

[Lord Helpus]

"These socks heal wounds quicker"

Not sure it's legal to make health claims like that. They should be scientifically proven.

He has inserted "may" treat now but he will forget that soon and revert to making definite claims again.

And sure enough he now says that "will" help with many conditions.

Bless his little copper socks.

 

[Lord Helpus]

He’s just said that you can lift a wheelie bin with these grabbers. He didn’t bother finishing the sentence of course.

And you can pull the copper socks up with them too.

 

[Gooner1963]

Wonder if those awful socks MAY help me win the Euromillions they are performing miracles according to pervy pete

 

[galesgal57]

"These socks heal wounds quicker"

Not sure it's legal to make health claims like that. They should be scientifically proven.

He has inserted "may" treat now but he will forget that soon and revert to making definite claims again.

And sure enough he now says that "will" help with many conditions.

Bless his little copper socks.

I am a diabetic, and have been told not to wear compression socks because they restrict blood flow. At least Hammy enjoys wearing them.

 

[Jazzydrury]

The Grabber details are wrong, it is indeed on 4 easy pays, rather than the 2 it says on screen, and it’s free postage, while the graphics say different

Hammy has bought the socks by the way

 

[Lord Helpus]

Hammy is getting ready for a walk with her friend Dougal. Presumably wearing these anti inflammatory socks. So they won't catch fire if you rub them together. Useful.

 

[Gooner1963]

I am a diabetic, and have been told not to wear compression socks because they restrict blood flow. At least Hammy enjoys wearing them.

Me too I would love Diabetes uk to make an official complaint to the ASA

 

[Lord Helpus]

I am a diabetic, and have been told not to wear compression socks because they restrict blood flow. At least Hammy enjoys wearing them.

Me too. But I'm sure Pete knows best.

He's just said they help diabetes again.

What a quack.

 

[Jazzydrury]

The Grabber details are wrong, it is indeed on 4 easy pays, rather than the 2 it says on screen, and it’s free postage, while the graphics say different

Hammy has bought the socks by the way

If the Kids in the gallery, weren’t making up fake texts, they could make sure the details are right

 

[Jazzydrury]

I have fluid on my legs, and wear compression socks, if I took these to my nurse, she would tell me what was I up to

 

[Gooner1963]

For the first time in his selly/telly career he has used a word more than right & okay can we guess what it was ?

 

[galesgal57]

Me too I would love Diabetes uk to make an official complaint to the ASA

It's when he makes the claims about the open wounds that he makes me mad, and they'd be useless on long haul flights to prevent DVT, as they are far too short. Never let the truth stand in the way of a sale is Peter's mantra, and the gallery are complicit in this.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He says this is the last opportunity to get these wonderful compression socks – probably. Maybe? Not…

 

[Lord Helpus]

This is snake oil selling of the worst kind.

Whatever condition you have, these will fix it.

Compression = improved circulation? In what universe?