Random musings and general banter.

[SiRich]

It's mindboggling watching our friend wax lyrical over a 9.99 bottle of cheapo perfume.

I just don't know how he does it, taken on epic levels of talking shyte even by his own standards

 

[Muttley]

OMG, I see those tacky shoe-shaped perfumes from the Bid TV days are back. £9.99 for 100 ml. Even Bet Lynch wouldn’t have had such monstrosities on her bedside table.

And no, Peter, you didn’t use to sell them for £49.99 each and you know you didn’t.

I remember them, Sexxy Shoo. They looked absolutely ghastly and probably smelled worse

 

[Keep Going]

Its amazing, he has just said "I think right........eh ok.....right the woman that....ok right...... invented it is on live at 5.....ok look at this bag.....Charlie.....ooh...at £9.99"

Zero research done, does he just pull up into the car park in his 1988 Merc like a poor mans Peter Falk find a studio says words and hope for the best?

 

[Keep Going]

Fresh face anti wrinkle pillow, £79.99...........same pillow currently also on TJC website for £59.99

Can the gallery get a DIRECT comparison up please?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

They are more interested in sending out childish texts, pretending to be forum members, than helping viewers/customers.

 

[Mommabear]

Pedro just scooted up the seat to sit closer to the anti wrinkle pillow woman. She arched her back that far to be away from him, she was nearly out of shot lol

I don't think her youthful look is solely down to that pillow either

 

[Jazzydrury]

He is selling a torch, and suddenly comes out wit, Call me Iris, Slap my back door

 

[Ali Kamman]

"Rodney, you plonker dipstick! You and your computer errors! These toy cars were meant to be 60 quid a pop and now I've gotta sell 'em for £12.99 a pair! I thought you 'ad GCEs! Wot a plonker!"

 

[Keep Going]

We made a price mistake.....but we are going to honour it for you....what he hasnt said is £12.99 for these cheap plastic remote control cars should have been £4.99!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Is he doing eight hours this evening? As opposed to ten years’ hard labour for crimes against television…

 

[Keep Going]

I am genuinely shocked here he has just said....we are approaching that time of year when we put the big duvets away and no need for blankets or the large coats!!!

He has ranted on for the last 4 months about the new ice age approching us like theres no tomorrow!!

 

[Ali Kamman]

Is he doing eight hours this evening? As opposed to ten years’ hard labour for crimes against television…

Everyone seems to get the lurgy just walking into the Ideal World portakabin - I mean studio - these days. It's going to be 24/7 Peter Simon at this rate like an insanely scary Truman Show.

 

[galesgal57]

Demonstrating a storage bag, and the zip is stuck. Priceless.

 

[Ali Kamman]

I am genuinely shocked here he has just said....we are approaching that time of year when we put the big duvets away and no need for blankets or the large coats!!!

He has ranted on for the last 4 months about the new ice age approching us like theres no tomorrow!!

Yesterday when selling synthetic blankets it was "FEBRUARY AND MARCH ARE THE WORST WINTER MONTHS! IT'S BEEN SNOWING IN NEW YORK AND YOU KNOW WE'RE GONNA GET IT!"

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I am genuinely shocked here he has just said....we are approaching that time of year when we put the big duvets away and no need for blankets or the large coats!!!

He has ranted on for the last 4 months about the new ice age approching us like theres no tomorrow!!

There’s no beginnings to his consistency. He needs supervisory selling sessions with Rob.

 

[Paul Laver's Wig]

I am genuinely shocked here he has just said....we are approaching that time of year when we put the big duvets away and no need for blankets or the large coats!!!

He has ranted on for the last 4 months about the new ice age approching us like theres no tomorrow!!

It was only last week when he was announcing we are at the start of winter. That's right, winter starting in January according to pete

 

[Jazzydrury]

I see Rob is on at 10pm, pity he couldnt have done a double shift

 

[Jazzydrury]

It was only last week when he was announcing we are at the start of winter. That's right, winter starting in January according to pete

It was only yesterday

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Right…Okay…. Now the UK is in the midst of the most intense heatwave, okay? In the far depths of the regions of the Highlands of Hammylands…it was an ice melting 95 degrees today. And lovely Huttley in Mull…she reports near to 100 degrees, okay. This ice electric blanket of frost will cool us all down.. Our Bet is now a pile of salt…R Kelly…she is melting and her skin demetamorphasising…sing…sing..a song…lumpy bumpy…’Ave a Buy…PLEASE..I tell it like it is, me….Goolio???

 

[Paul Laver's Wig]

right....ok....garden shed.......buy two.....right....christmas decorations....place mats......right......buy three...not only cos it waterproof.....not only cos of the large space.....garden sheds....right.......we're starting to get our big duvets out.....right........winter is approaching......right......buy two......garden sheds........right.......bet.......right........ok......buy three.......right......that feeling when you clear a room......ok....right.....christmas decorations.....right.....buy two........put a flymo in it.......under your bed.....right.........garden sheds......right......ok......many of us are putting away our big duvets....right......put your duvets in this......store them under your bed.....right......store this 10 inches storge bag under your bed.....right......garden sheds......flymo..........earth moving equipment.....right...ok....christmas decorations......bet......the pleasure you get when your clear a room....right...buy three....