Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Both Jeremy and Peter are scheduled to do 6 hour shifts tomorrow, and Peter is supposed to be back on at 6pm tonight. Are they short of presenters, what's happened to Gen?

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Next watch, Christophe Duchamp who have their factory in Switzerland, shame the watch (Marine Chrono) you're looking at came out of a factory in China.

Swiss town in China?

 

[Herring]

How embarrassing with these love heart Eau Du Toilettes (the type they sneer at during Gammon presentations).

“Perfect for a loved one on Valentine’s Day” says Jeremy, making a big deal about how the smells are “inspired” by well-known expensive perfumes, naming each of the original brands. “Red is inspired by Lacoste Pink… Blue is Beyoncé Heat…”

….”happy Valentine’s Day love ‘eres a knock off perfume. Didn’t want to spend the money on the proper one.”



Keeps saying “if I was to buy one of these for my lady friend” - what do you mean IF, Jezza? You said these make the perfect gift and any lady would be thrilled to open it on Valentine’s Day… so why aren’t you buying one?

 

[Keep Going]

Old Pedro working like a dog at his age(s)

Does he love working? does he get bored easy? does he need the money that much? Makes you wonder.....

Has he had a few sher'bets in the afternoon?

 

[galesgal57]

Said he gets slugs in his kitchen!

 

[Keep Going]

He has spoke about a naked man, his hemorrhoids, pulling out, having to pee lots, pushing his back doors amongst loads of other before 9pm chat already...he is all over the place.

Says it all about IW mk3 that they keep giving him air time!

 

[Muttley]

He looks about 70 to me. Well, he did today. You think with all the secret of eternal youth beauty products and fitness miracle machines he’s sold over the decades, he’d look about seven, but he doesn’t.

I get the impression that he isn't that old despite the way he acts. As for all the fitness stuff available, if it was that good we'd all be beating Roger Bannister's time in the 4 minute mile

 

[Herring]

“mental freshness” with Vicks humidifier. He means menthol lol. The size of the ****** thing though, sat there spitting out steam - thought he was flogging a deep fat fryer!

 

[Keep Going]

Pedro puts the D in Vicks.

 

[Gooner1963]

96.000 pulses a second on the toothbrush WOW

 

[Keep Going]

96.000 pulses a second on the toothbrush WOW

I thought Pedro spoke 96000 words per second!!!

 

[Professor Branestawm]

I get the impression that he isn't that old despite the way he acts. As for all the fitness stuff available, if it was that good we'd all be beating Roger Bannister's time in the 4 minute mile

According to his profile on that site you can order video greetings from the stars, (Cameo), he’s 66.
I decided not to order.

 

[Professor Branestawm]

96.000 pulses a second on the toothbrush WOW

No problem with that. I just used it for two minutes…

 

[Professor Branestawm]

It’s that appallingly seedy tongue pushed towards his upper cheek on four flexis he does. Plus a complimentary free gift of an equally dreadful Graysonesque leer to camera. Like a booed off turn from Wheeltappers and Shunters…

Perhaps we need to have a word with the committee
(Showing my age…)

 

[cheeky chappie]

Jeremy has found his feet (similar feet £2500 - not a direct comparison) and got right into the Bid-Up type ludicrous sales tactics. It’s a pity. I was hoping for better from him.

They must have read our posts and pulled him up for it.

'You're coming across as being nice, professional and not making ludicrous claims about the products ... emmm we can't have that!!!'

 

[SiRich]

Pedro talking absolute crap and doing his best to con old folk with this w@nky little energy hungry heater,

Approx 50 p an hour to run for one room but you don't bother to mention that.

Prick.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

According to his profile on that site you can order video greetings from the stars, (Cameo), he’s 66.
I decided not to order.

Peter Noone‘s age on there is 63. That would make him three years old when Herman’s Hermits had their first it. Based on that alone it doesn’t seem a very reliable site for a ‘star’s‘ real age.

Simon says in one video that he eight years old when he first appeared on television in Junior Showtime. That started in 1969. Assuming he was in it from the start or near to it, he’d be around 62 now. Probably about right.

 

[Jazzydrury]

But his former Colleague Den is 70, But looks about 50

 

[Slipalong Trevaskis]

It is great to see the gardening show back, but unfortunately Jeremy is out of one's depth gardening wise. He isn't alone, as I doubt any of the currently employed presenters have a clue about gardening. Presenting the show on his own by the expert Martin would be a better option.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Yes…Wowzers..It’s Jeremy here…Ex-Hollyoaks..Ex-Real Ideal World…Wowzers…

Now if I was going to give this cheap scent to my lady friend - not that I would while I retain a pulse- I would also give my lady friend this bunch of £2.99 petrol station daffodils to go with it…

Hold on, Guys…Guys…Yes…Yes…Ah…Goolio tells me similar daffodils are available for £299.99..Wowzers…Just wowzers.