I remember them, Sexxy Shoo. They looked absolutely ghastly and probably smelled worseOMG, I see those tacky shoe-shaped perfumes from the Bid TV days are back. £9.99 for 100 ml. Even Bet Lynch wouldn’t have had such monstrosities on her bedside table.
And no, Peter, you didn’t use to sell them for £49.99 each and you know you didn’t.
Everyone seems to get the lurgy just walking into the Ideal World portakabin - I mean studio - these days. It's going to be 24/7 Peter Simon at this rate like an insanely scary Truman Show.Is he doing eight hours this evening? As opposed to ten years’ hard labour for crimes against television…
Yesterday when selling synthetic blankets it was "FEBRUARY AND MARCH ARE THE WORST WINTER MONTHS! IT'S BEEN SNOWING IN NEW YORK AND YOU KNOW WE'RE GONNA GET IT!"I am genuinely shocked here he has just said....we are approaching that time of year when we put the big duvets away and no need for blankets or the large coats!!!
He has ranted on for the last 4 months about the new ice age approching us like theres no tomorrow!!
There’s no beginnings to his consistency. He needs supervisory selling sessions with Rob.I am genuinely shocked here he has just said....we are approaching that time of year when we put the big duvets away and no need for blankets or the large coats!!!
He has ranted on for the last 4 months about the new ice age approching us like theres no tomorrow!!
It was only last week when he was announcing we are at the start of winter. That's right, winter starting in January according to peteI am genuinely shocked here he has just said....we are approaching that time of year when we put the big duvets away and no need for blankets or the large coats!!!
He has ranted on for the last 4 months about the new ice age approching us like theres no tomorrow!!
It was only yesterdayIt was only last week when he was announcing we are at the start of winter. That's right, winter starting in January according to pete