Random musings and general banter.

[cheeky chappie]

They sell all these gadgets, pills and potions that are supposed to keep the skin looking radiant and young ... however the presenters and 'experts' are still covered in slap ... funny that

 

[cheeky chappie]

Really is a small world is shopping TV, while the ordinary grunts/minions are out of jobs with every failed channel, the presenters and brands hop from one closed down channel to another new one, one endless cycle for them.

Yeah as I've touched on before, and I don't mean this in a derogatory way towards presenters/suppliers or to defend them either, they'll prostitute themselves to anyone that'll have them. Bills to pay and all that.

They'll paint on the faux smile and spout the bull whether flogging a £5 piece of tat on a low end channel or a £5,000 quality item on a higher end channel.

Which is why it's even more of a shame that some viewers fall for all the family, friendship fun rhetoric.

 

[cheeky chappie]

I think sometimes, this is what Peter Simon is going for, (Larry Grayson) Peter Simon mentions Rhubarb and celery etc etc - but there's only one master that can get away with such camp innuendo and humour:

It's 2023, folk like Peter S have a routine and persona stuck in the 70s/80s.

 

[Muttley]

They sell all these gadgets, pills and potions that are supposed to keep the skin looking radiant and young ... however the presenters and 'experts' are still covered in slap ... funny that

Plus the Botox...

 

[ronzy75]

Breaking news, ideal world starting on vermin tv on the 6th, in HD, Channel 747

 

[Herring]

Considering how cheap and tacky a lot of TJC2/IW3's products look in SD, is showing them in HD really a wise move?!

 

[User 23988]

HD cannot hide Pedros dirty act!
Seems foghorn has had an accident with her ribs,lots of simpering messages on Facebook

 

[Hammy60]

HD cannot hide Pedros dirty act!
Seems foghorn has had an accident with her ribs,lots of simpering messages on Facebook

That'll be her poor, poor me storyline everyone will have to suffer when she returns to our screens.

No doubt she's already been asked to share her expert opinion at International Medical Conferences on overcoming rib injuries.

 

[Lilo Lil]

She probably cracked her ribs shouting …

 

[Hammy60]

We'll she's absolutely categorically back, knocking the socks off their rivals and everybody is definately going want what she has. Flippin heck brace yourselves, prices lower than she ever expected. Free meal spiel getting repeated a lot. Now it's time for me, me, fell in the sauna story, craked her ribs full story to be uploaded on social media for the sheep with no lives.

Okay that's enough, no more iW for 4 hours.

 

[Herring]

I am not tuning in to see Bargain Basement Jaxx — so thank you for the warning!

 

[Latearrival]

Isn’t it a shame I’m out this evening so unfortunately will have to miss tonights offering

 

[Gooner1963]

I can't watch me me me me for four hours

 

[Heyheyhey]

Oh my god
so the lady who doesn’t work for any tv shopping Channel sorry can’t remember her name? who says, only recommends devices she uses herself is showing us a gold red light face mask by Opatra
Should be £9769.99 apparently but is only £1699.99 on IW much cheaper she says than if you bought it from Harrods where you would have to pay full price.

What she doesn’t tell you is HARRODS DONT SELL IT

They do however sell a multi light gold face mask by another brand and it not exactly cheep but Its only £500 so extremely cheep compared to the above.

Harrods do sell the opatra mask.

 

[Latearrival]

Harrods do sell the opatra mask.

I looked on line and couldn’t find it. Must have somehow missed it

 

[Kit10]

Had a look myself and can’t see the Opatra brand. I remember Peter Sherlock talking about Opatra being in the Technology department, but I can’t see it there either.

 

[Gooner1963]

FGS SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR LITTLE BOY NO ON GIVES A T@SS ABOUT HIM

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

And don’t forget the grandmother. It’s extremely wearing after the thousandth time isn’t it?And you Literally lift the lid, Literally.What on earth is ‘character jewellery’?

 

[Gooner1963]

And don’t forget the grandmother. It’s extremely wearing after the thousandth time isn’t it?And you Literally lift the lid, Literally.It's

And don’t forget the grandmother. It’s extremely wearing after the thousandth time isn’t it?And you Literally lift the lid, Literally.

It's like she's the only woman who's ever given birth

 

[cheeky chappie]

I wonder if, with the return to VM, we'll gradually see more of the original IW team/presenters/experts return? Don't tell me this is going to go full circle in a way!