Random musings and general banter.

[headintheclouds]

It still amuses me that we can all chat ‘real time’ on here about his ramblings. Imagine us all sat together watching him…the tears would be tripping us!

 

[galesgal57]

Why would you put a furry blanket on your garden furniture in the summer? He must be on a promise tonight, he is so hyped up. I bet he keeps one of those blankets in his boot for his "stargazing" visits to Hampstead Heath.

 

[HughTwo]

He'll be escorted off by men in white coats tonight!

"touch them, feel them, a joy, a pleasure, one of the great products of interior design.....Charles. Yvonne. Christine. two fivers....five flexis.....they're the centre of attention in a home.....they'll touch them and set off the biggest smiles on faces.....few of us could think of affording these.....you will throw yourself under these...cuddles and comfort"

touching, feeling, fondling, cuddling, your hot botty......you dirty, dirty, Pedro.

 

[headintheclouds]

Why would you put a furry blanket on your garden furniture in the summer? He must be on a promise tonight, he is so hyped up. I bet he keeps one of those blankets in his boot for his "stargazing" visits to Hampstead Heath.

I literally laughed out loud at this! x

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

What’s he squeezing underneath the hairy blanket?

 

[headintheclouds]

Pleasure blanket? Frankie Goes to Hollywood?!!!! An item of a Pleasuredom of comfort…girls and boys. Towel yourself down!!! A negligee?!!!!

Dear god!! He’s lost it!!

 

[HughTwo]

"like the Frankie goes to Hollywood track....where they go to the Pleasuredome".

"Towel yourself down and then, in a negligee, lie down on your catatonic and luxuriate"

I've seen him have some crazy nights on IW but this takes the biscuit

 

[headintheclouds]

"like the Frankie goes to Hollywood track....where they go to the Pleasuredome".

"Towel yourself down and then, in a negligee, lie down on your catatonic and luxuriate"

I've seen him have some crazy nights on IW but this takes the biscuit

Ha ha ha! Great minds think alike, HughTwo

 

[Kit10]

Oh, Flippin Heck……

 

[Kit10]

"like the Frankie goes to Hollywood track....where they go to the Pleasuredome".

"Towel yourself down and then, in a negligee, lie down on your catatonic and luxuriate"

I've seen him have some crazy nights on IW but this takes the biscuit

Don’t forget the talc…….

 

[headintheclouds]

I don’t know who’s more deranged. Him for simply being or me for watching him!

I REALLY hope Duke of Cheese is watching. His mocked up photo of this performance would no doubt be a classic

 

[Ant7t]

He'll be escorted off by men in white coats tonight!

Maybe that's what he wants. I didn't quote your other part, if I read it long enough, I'd probably throw up

 

[Ant7t]

There's something about him that really lowers the tone of this thread: and it's not even as though he deserves it. Throw away comment now. IF he didn't instill into the 'audience' a sense of perversity with his actions and words and over all creepiness, it might be deserved. Oh, he's good looking, he is amusing, he can take the fun. Nope, none of that. IF this is a character he plays for the screen, he needs to change his character: quick. IF he's like it in real life: ye gods. Sorry for the mini rant.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

He'll be escorted off by men in white coats tonight!

You were right!
You are watching a recording. Our Bet was getting a little worried and sent him for neurosurgery but was devasted on visiting the hospital:

 

[Ant7t]

You were right!
You are watching a recording. Our Bet was getting a little worried and sent him for neurosurgery but was devasted on visiting the hospital:
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Did they look the other end?

 

[Samki]

I have no words for how he is describing things - flea bitten blankets, £1 shop car mats and tacky clocks. It’s like a nightmare .

 

[EmmaP]

I’ve missed the entertainment

 

[Samki]

Poirot is Belgian, not French - he has been drinking that aftershave. Stupid old goat

 

[cheeky chappie]

Why does it look like he's up to no good, when he starts fondling the blanket on air?

I hope buyers put them through a boil wash just in case they get one he's been presenting! He's like an excited puppy with them!

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Can’t watch any more! He has definitely had a lobotomy or similar. Salesman my ar*e!
Thinks he’s fu**ing Shakespeare and using all the same words to describe every product.
I’m gonna call him out ‘Fraud’