Random musings and general banter.

[Ant7t]

I hope buyers put them through a boil wash just in case they get one he's been presenting! He's like an excited puppy with them!

Twice. One for the inside and one for the outside

 

[cheeky chappie]

"Annie" fell in love with Pedro's blanket on the sofa!

The mind boggles what goes on in his hovel

Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow ...

You're only a daaaaaaay awaaaaaaaay!!!

Thank you and good night

 

[Scraping the barrel]

I have no words for how he is describing things - flea bitten blankets, £1 shop car mats and tacky clocks. It’s like a nightmare .

Misread that at first…only because you were on about Pete though

 

[Scraping the barrel]

I bet he buys those black candles for his BDSM room! The aroma of leatherette, rubber, the Nusuk air fresheners, and Emu Balm. Phwoarrr!!

BDSM? Excuse my naivety but is that Bet,Doreen,Sally & Muriel..All at the same time?

 

[Ant7t]

BDSM? Excuse my naivety but is that Bet,Doreen,Sally & Muriel..All at the same time?

All laid out on drooled on and molested blankets?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Did they look the other end?

If you are referring to Pete’s ‘other end’ then yes they did and that’s when the Surgeon declared ‘this is an Annus Horribilis’…..

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Poirot is Belgian, not French - he has been drinking that aftershave. Stupid old goat

Correct Master!
Was that perfidious Pete again?

 

[Samki]

Correct Master!
Was that perfidious Pete again?

Absolutely - the perfidious pervert strikes again .
His monologue selling this scent is really creepy

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Absolutely - the perfidious pervert strikes again .
His monologue selling this scent is really creepy

I can add vacuous to that..

 

[Samki]

Muriel’s in - Trevor will be along in a minute - what a crock of crap

 

[Samki]

I can add vacuous to that..

definitely

 

[EmmaP]

Those lamps look *****

 

[HughTwo]

I had to switch channels - I thought you was "luxuriating" himself under the desk as he drooled over the Horatio bog water.

Flicked back and it was something about Muriel and stale anorak.

Salvador Dali would be struggling to come up with something this surreal

 

[HughTwo]

Have to admit, I'm slightly relieved Duke of Cheese is awol tonight.

What he would have done with the idea of Pedro in a negligee luxuriating on a wolf sherpa blanket really doesn't bear thinking about.

I feel filthy for even having the thought.

(Sally has nine bottles of Horatio in her basket, while Chris and Mark are trying to get them )

 

[Samki]

I’m sure TE Lawrence had that tat in mind when he wrote about the lights of arabia .
Now it’s spirits from rubbing the lamp - dirty old sod

 

[Scraping the barrel]

The more I watch the more I drift into the realms of fantasy and Pete playing the scarecrow in Wizard of Oz..

 

[galesgal57]

Just turned over and he's selling lamps, rambling on about Lawrence of Arabia and Aladdin! He needs help.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Just turned over and he's selling lamps, rambling on about Lawrence of Arabia and Aladdin! He needs help.

It's lol funny. A quick Google tells us they originate from the 1600's, Peter's determined to link them to Lawrence in the early 1900's!

The lowered tones combined with what he's saying are comic gold!

Peter asks 'Have ya been ti Casablanca? Have ya been ti Marrakesh?'

Peter, most of the folk watching and buying from IW will have been lucky to get as far as Castleford or Macclesfield

 

[galesgal57]

No doubt those lamps will have been made in India, like the rugs and cushions.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

It's lol funny. A quick Google tells us they originate from the 1600's, Peter's determined to link them to Lawrence in the early 1900's!

The lowered tones combined with what he's saying are comic gold!

Peter asks 'Have ya been ti Casablanca? Have ya been ti Marrakesh?'

Peter, most of the folk watching and buying from IW will have been lucky to get as far as Castleford or Macclesfield

Well Muriel and Trevor might have summat to say about that!