Random musings and general banter.

[Hammy60]

Poor sod being wound up by the greasy capons in the Gallery, texting as Hammy from Aberdeen asking if he has burnt his kitchen down again!! Maybe it IS our Hammy? Not that the pimple poppers spend all day reading here instead of doing any more dodgy, unsourced, not a direct (not any price comparison at all) price comparison they’ve cut and pasted on to Windows 3.1 from a Google Image search…

What i've texted again, that'll be twice today.

 

[Hammy60]

They have Production Meetings says Pedro.

Do they all sit there, Having Nappies changed, a bottle of milk and a biscuit

I believe Charlie picks up the Farley's Rusks, from Tesco in Feltham, for their meeting, It's Tesco Feltham top selling biscuit.

 

[galesgal57]

So he's waffled on about the cane, and they can't sell it because of "gremlins". Bunch of amateurs.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

One day they’ll make a big mistake and it will be ‘Hammy from the Cotswolds’. Now,that would be funny. Come on Gallery show us a sense of humour.

It should be said that ‘Hammy from Aberdeen ‘ is a non direct comparison with ‘Hammy from the Cotswolds’

 

[Ant7t]

Peter Simon reveals the secret to his extraordinary weight loss...

I saw the video, but I think you mean a corset, or girdle: one or t'other.

 

[Ant7t]

That wonderful vacuum. They say it's last of stock, and yet it seems it's not been 'made' yet. They aren't distributing them before the 29th January. So how can they be last of stock? Oh, we've had 10 orders, we'll only make 10 vacuums. Oh, we've had 1000 orders....... And who vacuums tea bags? Quicker to pick em up. I suppose that's what they are.

 

[Samki]

I believe she threatened this site with legal action because forumites didn't like Mike and said so! I think people were asked not to comment on him for a while. Was before my time but I read about it. I can understand if people libelled him but I think it was just using colourful adjectives.

I can just imagine what she's like

Yes - they took offence to moronic being likened to Tolkien’s character, Go***m and threatened legal action. I believe Go***m countersued and was given an undisclosed amount and a lifetime supply of dodgy crap from all the incarnations of bid, and IW.

 

[galesgal57]

If they think that heap of plastic junk is comparable to an expensive, branded vacuum, they need help. Going into raptures over that flimsy tat, just about creaming their shorts. Pair of wan*ers.

 

[Kit10]

Yes, Iwas watching Andy Hodgson and Jenny Cleary on TJC this morning. Very lighthearted and entertaining actually! Pretty honest about the fact that the £9.99 car vac was never going to be comparable to a Dyson but that it was a cheap item and good for the price. You can also see the numbers in stock and the amount they have sold (if those figures are accurate!). They were selling the Himalayan salt night light and Jenny started asking Andy if he believed the claims of health benefits because of the ions produced. He just said "no, but it looks really nice"!!
Not saying TJC are perfect, but immediately my thoughts turned to how IW tried to sell the very same lamp with Peter and Mike!!

They really are good together, as are Andy and Lianna. They always manage to have a laugh and Andy seems to be quite happy to move on from an item if it’s not moving - the complete opposite of IW, who will stay on a product for ever!! Not sure why IW haven’t been brought more in line with the TJC school of presenting. I have heard Chloe and Mark mention ‘Our Sister’ channel and from the sound of things, there’s not a lot of love lost between them.

 

[Ant7t]

If they think that heap of plastic junk is comparable to an expensive, branded vacuum, they need help. Going into raptures over that flimsy tat, just about creaming their shorts. Pair of wan*ers.

I have to say, I can think of a lot more things that I'd go into raptures about, but I won't mention my shorts: that's private

 

[galesgal57]

Fred from Bedrock! Class! Own up, who was it?

 

[Bernie100]

Incredible

Fred from Bedrock! Class! Own up, who was it?

Sorry, I couldn't resist it. Fred Flintstone is an Ideal World viewer. Who'd have thunk it?

 

[galesgal57]

Incredible

Sorry, I couldn't resist it. Fred Flintstone is an Ideal World viewer. Who'd have thunk it?

Yabba Dabba Doo!

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Peter from Burnley asks “how do you clean the filter?” (selling Air Purufier)
Peter Simon says “tell you in a min…”

Both Peters have nicely body swerved the question and not mentioned it again or even tried to answer the cleaning issue…5 minutes and counting..

They don’t know do they?…now plinky plonker time..maybe they will have a quick gander at the instructions?

It’s actually a good question and an important one…nope,they still haven’t mentioned it..
Why don’t they just be honest and say they don’t know but will find out but honesty and IW is not a good marriage…

And Trevor’s texted in asking about watches(as you do when they are selling an air purifier).
Peter VonHepa is in his element here but important questions are defelected.

Come on Fred ask them about cleaning the Hepa

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Aha now Peter VonHepa says the Hepa has a 6 month life!
So you need to buy a new Hepa. Wonder how much that will be.

 

[Samki]

Aha now Peter VonHepa says the Hepa has a 6 month life!
So you need to buy a new Hepa. Wonder how much that will be.

He also said run the vacuum over the filter - not recommended as vacuuming can damage them . Twonk

 

[Samki]

The filters are £27.00 each or £51.00 for two on Amazon

 

[Xennial]

They really are good together, as are Andy and Lianna. They always manage to have a laugh and Andy seems to be quite happy to move on from an item if it’s not moving - the complete opposite of IW, who will stay on a product for ever!! Not sure why IW haven’t been brought more in line with the TJC school of presenting. I have heard Chloe and Mark mention ‘Our Sister’ channel and from the sound of things, there’s not a lot of love lost between them.

I think that is more down to Chloe and Mark both having their nose out of joint, because they think they're the numero uno presenters and can't stand the fact IW gets to sell some items before TJC. I have heard Chloe say that our sister channel received these first many times when selling handbags, footwear, and clothing.

 

[galesgal57]

Watch bollox now.

 

[ronzy75]

Eyup, Richard Mille watches now not a direct comparison you understand