Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Mason earlier doesn't like Alex said 'I'll let Knowles explain'.

I very much sense that generating from his scruffy beard area. The way he (Mason) talks to him at times struck me as unacceptable. Of course - we both may be completely wrong and Mason loves the Group Captain. Maybe Mason wasn’t happy to see a man of military bearing and a decorated (by Wickes) retail soldier like General Knowles engaging positively with the Forum Old Contemptibles. Trying to learn from them and pursuing the right thing to do over subversive military hardware comparisons germ warfare. Whereas Mason, would simply drop a plane load of rancid Gammon and exploding canes on the Enemy trenches from an old Fokker (flown by Nail Colour Sergeant Simon), forcing General Hammy and Regimental Sergeant Major Muttley to sign the terms for Full Retail Surrender on pain of endless, loud interrogation by Corporal Vandermerwe-Mahon.

 

[Muttley]

I didn’t say it would heat up an entire room did I?
I did say it will give off some heat because it did give off quite a lot of heat and if you stood next to it, you would feel that but it absolutely wasn’t a radiator that would heat up the whole room . It was a good bit of kit though - well made. I hope everyone is well - we did get a text in from someone asking if there blue gym shorts would melt on it so I was wondering if that text had come from you guys?! .
I hope everyone is good here.

The text wasn't from me as I wasn't watching

 

[Hammy60]

Did the watches ever materialise tonight? I couldn’t be arsed to watch.

Nope, but they are on their web site to buy, they also have it as pre-order dispatch 28/1, so i'm guessing they be on a show soon.

 

[Muttley]

I very much sense that generating from his scruffy beard area. The way he (Mason) talks to him at times struck me as unacceptable. Of course - we both may be completely wrong and Mason loves the Group Captain. Maybe Mason wasn’t happy to see a man of military bearing and a decorated (by Wickes) retail soldier like General Knowles engaging positively with the Forum Old Contemptibles. Trying to learn from them and pursuing the right thing to do over subversive military hardware comparisons germ warfare. Whereas Mason, would simply drop a plane load of rancid Gammon and exploding canes on the Enemy trenches from an old Fokker (flown by Nail Colour Sergeant Simon), forcing General Hammy and Regimental Sergeant Major Muttley to sign the terms for Full Retail Surrender on pain of endless, loud interrogation by Corporal Vandermerwe-Mahon.

I hope I can speak for General Hammy but it would take more than rancid Gammon and exploding canes to put us out of action. We had training by the SAS and know a few dirty tricks.

You may not know that we have forumites deep undercover behind enemy lines. Their job is to isolate individuals and do terrible things to them. Like shaving off the scruffy birds nest on someone's chin (standards in the military have slipped since I joined) and scissors to ruin someone's elegant manicure. They then have orders to tie them to a chair and watch fashion shows on repeat for 24 hours.

I can't name the forumites but you know who you are. Your bravery is appreciated by your country and if you succeed your mission medals will be forthcoming.

We will never surrender!