Random musings and general banter.

[Francy19]

In their defence it's not straightforward for them to manage these things automatically/electronically when having to rely on the following IT system ...

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Wow now that’s a blast from the past. Didn’t have a ZX Spectrum, me and my brother shared a Commodore 64. Loved playing Manic Miner and Jet Set Willy

 

[historymystery]

I love Night in the Sewer

You won't when you catch a whiff of it! I've already thought up the publicity 'blurb' 'It combines all the fragrance of Peter Simon's sweaty socks with a decomposing rat. Look, buy it - just buy it'.

With promotion like that, how could it fail?

 

[galesgal57]

Today's bag lady fashions are soo stylish.

 

[Muttley]

Blimey, this is the stuff of nightmares - Pinocchio Pete and Captain Birdseye. And judging by the picture, the surgeon who supposedly said Pinocchio Pete has the skin of a 10-year-old obviously needs a trip to Specsavers.

I hope he never operates on me then

 

[EmmaP]

Gresham watches tonight, that’s a new one

 

[Battiola73]

Today's bag lady fashions are soo stylish.

The models should be well paid to have to wear IW monstrosities. I hope they get actual money and not the clothes

 

[galesgal57]

Ophelia, I knew a girl called Feelia Fanny.

 

[EmmaP]

Cats Urine anybody

 

[Battiola73]

Gresham watches tonight, that’s a new one

Just had a Quick Look at their website. Company based near Birmingham Airport. All their watches are £495 with a two year guarantee. All those on IW are £599. Wonder what gobshite IW presenters will come out with.

 

[galesgal57]

Why didn't Mike save himself a load of cash and buy his goddess the knock off perfume instead of genuine Black Opium?

 

[Ant7t]

Spieling off the brand names like those are the ones you're getting. How about this for selling spiel. 'These smell similar to 'insert brand names here', and unfortunately some people who like those brands, can't really afford them, so buy these......' OR, 'IF you have a special perfume you like and you don't want to use it too quickly because it was expensive, get this'. Like wot they do wiv cheaper jewellery 'on 'oliday' insted of ya 'spensive stuff.

 

[Hammy60]

Gresham watches tonight, that’s a new one

Nah, was on the old IW once, it's Mason music buddy James Clawley. He used to guest on some of the Solar time watch shows (Nubeo etc) then decided to start his own brand. He said it took 6 months to design the watch, which was crap, he'd just used somebody else's design (German brand can't remember now) and put his brand name on it.

Okay found it. This from Post number 20,054 May 2023

"He designed sod all, it's Just another rebranded watch from China.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100...83139651855555ea87a!12000029932571911!rec!UK!
No doubt the G2 & G3 will probably one of the other Bonest Gatti designs. "



Gresham watch

Bonest Gatti watch (Existed before the Gresham)

 

[Ant7t]

I think he's obsessed with kangaroos. He's talking about jumpers and bouncers.

 

[Hammy60]

Just had a Quick Look at their website. Company based near Birmingham Airport. All their watches are £495 with a two year guarantee. All those on IW are £599. Wonder what gobshite IW presenters will come out with.

If Clawley turns up expect a lot of music talk.

 

[Hammy60]

All hail the power of the plug.

 

[EmmaP]

National Grid

 

[Samki]

Dumb and dumber with crappy vacuum. Moronic saying you don’t need this or that on a vacuum - I’ll bet Medusa (goddess) wouldn’t let that over the doorstep. The vacuum cleaner has an IQ level higher than these two perfidious Tw*ts

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Dumb and dumber with crappy vacuum. Moronic saying you don’t need this or that on a vacuum - I’ll bet Medusa (goddess) wouldn’t let that over the doorstep. The vacuum cleaner has an IQ level higher than these two perfidious Tw*ts

it’s that word again!
Tw*ts

 

[Ant7t]

Dumb and dumber with crappy vacuum. Moronic saying you don’t need this or that on a vacuum - I’ll bet Medusa (goddess) wouldn’t let that over the doorstep. The vacuum cleaner has an IQ level higher than these two perfidious Tw*ts

What's Medusa gotta do with the price of cheese? I'm a good floor cleaner. I varnished the stairwell handrail then decided to use a dog comb to do the stairs. (That works better than a vacuum. Vacuum it up at the bottom of the stairs). I stopped coz I didn't want fur and dust on my still wet railing

 

[Ant7t]

Wonderful powers of persuasion. Selling and 'you'd be daft if not'.