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Just what I’ve never wanted…a foldable electric shoe drier. Old Cobblers Expert…Peter van Traeninkshooe dazzling us with yet another faux area of expertise..
I saw that. Tbh I thought I’d fallen asleep and was having a bad dream (nightmare) it was that bad and cringeworthy. I’m still in shock - never in a zillion years did I, in my wildest dreams, imagine anyone could think of such a monstrosity let alone actually manufacture one. Have to say it was made worse by the long silent clip of Pervy Pete’s hands banging his glasses up and down on the table thing.
 
The karaoke machine, last night Pedro had no idea how to sell it

When you listen to QVC. You hear them talk about, program planning, I guess at IW that doesn’t exist

I guess with QVC they're confident in their products, and confident that they won't malfunction — or as Mike calls it, become a 'non working sample' – on air 😂

Plus, all the super-star presenters at Ideal World have FAR better things to do than learn about a product they're selling…
  • Mike's got HUNDREDS of emails to answer daily
  • Sally's got a camera crew following her to record how humble, unassuming, and charitable she is
  • Jannis needs to go to the gym, blessing the public's eyes with his plastic abs
  • Gen needs to charge and reprogram Peter Vollabot for his next role every few hours
  • Natalia can only be out of water for a short while or she dries out
And Pedro? By they time he's stepped off of standing, sitting, and leaning on his Vibroplate, unclipped the ab toner belt, peeled the Opatra mask off, eaten a bowl full of collagen gummies, smeared Emu Balm on his parsnips (don't, at home), and gotten his lips round Our Bet …to inflate her… there's only so much time in the day. No wonder he comes to work with a folding walking cane, ok.

But to be serious, QVC clearly want people to not only (lol) buy the product, to not only like it, but also trust the channel. That means not over promising or exaggerating what something can do.

IW? Well they don't care if you like it, if it's 'every bit as good as I say it is', or if it even works. Because once someone's opened it… they aren't going to be allowed to send it back.
 
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He was an absolute lazy and arrogant disgrace with that karaoke machine. Clearly, he had made no effort how to understand the basics of operating the machine. Why? Because clearly he thinks his personality and his BS can sell, and he doesn’t need to do anything else other than that. Well, maybe his sales figures support that, but it was still a desperate demonstration of a product that shown remotely properly, would’ve made an entertaining hour to watch.
Reminded me of when Pete was employed by Gemporia (for all of three minutes before they saw the light and he spotted a P45 approaching....). He seemed to know (or care) diddly-squat about what he was selling. "Now this is a gemstone.....it's a gemstone that.....it's a stone that combines the intelligence of Prince Andrew with the gleam of Our Bet's teeth....it's purple". Yes, Pete, it was an amethyst - you know, a gemstone? Like the ones you're meant to be flogging?
 
Jeremy has promised New Products
Reminds me of the Shop on TV launch. They were apparently going to be a breath of fresh air with new exciting products. tbh I didn't believe it for one sec and was proved right.

IW may indeed get some 'new' product lines, however it won't be anything you can't find in abundance elsewhere and likely cheaper ;)
 
They come out with some really, really stupid stuff, not an ounce of common sense in their tiny wee brains. :ROFLMAO:
I had it on in the background earlier and there was a fold up clothes/linen basket, oh no no not only is it that, it is apparently somewhere to store your paper files and folders , and by all accounts scoop up garden leaves. :rolleyes:

Yeah IW Presenter, and that Santa hat you're wearing , combined with a Tesco carrier bag, doubles up as a camping portable genitals washer!

There is no limit to the amount of desperate crap they will come out with to get a sale.
 
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