Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

 

[Muttley]

YOU WERE NOT IN SWAP SHOP!!! His friend THOMAS EARNSHAW??? Please STOP…

Noel Edmonds, John Craven, Maggie Philbin and Keith Chegwin. Not Peter Simon, Simon Peter, Peter O'Simon or Pedro.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Dancing to Herman’s Hermits and Cilla Black in the 1960s…When he was two.

 

[galesgal57]

What is this channel's obsession with collagen? You will see a difference in hair and nails says Pedro. I can't see him growing any extra hair, and he always his nails covered up.

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

He’s finally foaming at the mouth. lol.Also, just because something was bought in Vicenza doesn’t automatically make it high end. I mean we have eyes.

 

[galesgal57]

He's saying the bag is huge. It may look like that on TV, but it's 51cm long, the same length as mine, and I can't get anything substantial in it, certainly not clothing.

 

[Jazzydrury]

He’s just asked can somebody find a price Comparsion for Creed

 

[Duke of Cheese]

So could they start selling fake Rolexes, call them Lolexes and say these watches are inspired by Rolex? If not, why can they do similar with perfumes and not get sued?

 

[Battiola73]

So could they start selling fake Rolexes, call them Lolexes and say these watches are inspired by Rolex? If not, why can they do similar with perfumes and not get sued?

IW own knock off of Rolex should surely be Bolex. It’d fit in well for the other load of Bollax they sell,

 

[Professor Branestawm]

He’s just asked can somebody find a price Comparsion for Creed

 

[Wanderer]

He’s just asked can somebody find a price Comparsion for Creed

Sure we can find a comparison for this.....

 

[Wanderer]

IW feature one, I repeat ONE actual watchmaking brand, Vostok Europe.

They also feature a few “prestigious” watches from Resultco, Solar Time, Billy Hunt and Aviator duty free watches, Oh and some overpriced “high end luxury” Duchump Roamer homages, none of whom actually make/assemble any watches but have all of their watches sourced from 3rd party independent watchmakers/suppliers.

They have none of the recognised & popular Swiss, German, French, Japanese, Chinese, American or British watchmaking brands, heck they don’t even have any of the well-known high street fashion brand watches let alone any of the multitudes of popular well-known micro brands that have appeared in the last decade or so.

They have the worst horology challenged presenters, who routinely make product description errors, spout inane & irrelevant drivel and regularly lie regarding the watches and brands.

And yet they now have the gall to call themselves the home of watches.

Pretty sure previous incarnations of IW did have more brands that consumers would recognise, Sekonda for one.

I assume its down to the margins they can make on those they do offer.

 

[Wanderer]

What is this channel's obsession with collagen? You will see a difference in hair and nails says Pedro. I can't see him growing any extra hair, and he always his nails covered up.

Big margins, small low cost product?

He’s finally foaming at the mouth. lol.Also, just because something was bought in Vicenza doesn’t automatically make it high end. I mean we have eyes.

Had to laugh, I flicked over from TJC selling Vicenza rings and IW had the Vicenza bag with Pedro waffling on.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Pretty sure previous incarnations of IW did have more brands that consumers would recognise, Sekonda for one.

I assume its down to the margins they can make on those they do offer.

Back in the very early days, they sold Genstone Jewellery

 

[Duke of Cheese]

What was he hysterically wittering on about today? Some average looking bag having a price tag of nearly £800? One they were selling for a fraction of that. There's only one type of person that suffers from these sort of lies and exaggerations, and that is the poor hard up, uninformed saps who generally watch and buy from these sort of channels, being fooled into parting with their money by grossly inaccurate and uncorroborated pricing information. No shopping channel should be allowed to quote prices like this without firm evidence that the product has been sold for that price. And at more than one seller, too. Not using some bogus RRP somewhere on some website, or nothing at all other than a buffoon like Simon picking fantasy prices out of the air. Makes me mad at times. No wonder these brash shopping television presenters live in big expensive houses and use their central heating.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Think sometimes the Price Comparsions are what he makes up in his head.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Sometimes watching vulnerable people bring conned just can’t be combated with humour- only frustration and despair for the low moral code of those deeming it acceptable. Stick that up in A3 in the Gallery, and read it every time another bogus price comparison is used. Think about whether you’d like to see your own loved ones fleeced at will.

 

[Jazzydrury]

He’s back

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Tonight..I cannot bear to look at the smarmy, without a care, disingenuous fuc….He’s like a very bad smell in a room with rusty windows. READ YOUR A3, boys, and reflect on what you do there and what you SHOULD be doing.

 

[galesgal57]

Same old dross day after day. Batteries, air fryer, Duchumps, sound bar.