Random musings and general banter.

[mossie269]

Lets hope we all have a healthy and prosperous new year and a few laughs along the way

 

[Retrovertigo]

Right.....those vibrating plate things they are pushing. I hope I don't sound rude here but they keep banging on about how they tone your body. But every time they air it and show close ups, you just see flabby bits shaking around! None of them demo'ing it loook toned at all? In fact they don't look like they particularly exercise that much really.

Has anybody here got one and do you think it works? Got no interest in buying one....just curious.

 

[Wirral70]

Poor Granny Smith.

Now they no longer have any second hand iPads with cobwebs for her to shill she's now mostly left with drones, call blockers and Steepletone 'Jukeboxes' but now she's even shilling the ultra ripoff Heaters (which comes with free Polyester Throw ).

She's on with De Knees and there is absolutely no rapport between them whatsoever, they're often talking over eachother.

All those years working 'at' Apple and this is what it's come to, Steve Jobs would turn in his grave :mysmilie_59:

 

[Retrovertigo]

Ahhhh, so Bruce Forsyths sister is supposed to have worked at Apple. That explains a lot. It has always wound me up how whenever she demo's an iPad, that it is supposedly the only tablet capable of doing the things she shows.

 

[Price Plunge]

Poor Granny Smith.

Now they no longer have any second hand iPads with cobwebs for her to shill she's now mostly left with drones, call blockers and Steepletone 'Jukeboxes' but now she's even shilling the ultra ripoff Heaters (which comes with free Polyester Throw ).

Very unpleasant ripoff heater sales pitch from De Knees this evening, though to her credit she corrected herself when she kept saying "Minus" for the wind chill temperature figures supplied direct from the Ideal World Weather Centre. She also said "No need to heat the whole house" despite literally telling viewers that there was no need to heat the bathroom if they had been there early in the morning. So no need to go to the toliet again.

They repeated that footage of fog too, plus according to De Knees the weather can only get worse after Christmas. She ought to work for the Met Office :mysmilie_59:

 

[Wirral70]

MR BRITTAS is shilling Bike Box with Dirty Peter and the 'model' who is also often to be seen getting some no name potion slathered all over her grid.

Her favourite line is 'I've gotta be honest with you'

This doesn't instil confidence does it? :mysmilie_59:

 

[dtb123]

Right.....those vibrating plate things they are pushing. I hope I don't sound rude here but they keep banging on about how they tone your body. But every time they air it and show close ups, you just see flabby bits shaking around! None of them demo'ing it loook toned at all? In fact they don't look like they particularly exercise that much really.

Has anybody here got one and do you think it works? Got no interest in buying one....just curious.

I've got one and it's like every other piece of exercise equipment you have to use it for it to work. After a couple of weeks I do feel a difference, more toned, but I use it a lot longer than the 3 mins they do on the telly. But then I get bored and it sits in the corner for a few months until I get round to using it again. As for the giggling my son is stick thin not an ounce of fat on him and he still giggles, but he hates the thing, gives him a headache.

 

[Wirral70]

I've got one and it's like every other piece of exercise equipment you have to use it for it to work. After a couple of weeks I do feel a difference, more toned, but I use it a lot longer than the 3 mins they do on the telly. But then I get bored and it sits in the corner for a few months until I get round to using it again. As for the giggling my son is stick thin not an ounce of fat on him and he still giggles, but he hates the thing, gives him a headache.

Good for you, use it as and when you feel like it is what I think.

Sadly DODDY FLUMP Rick Hay has supposedly been using the ****** thing for years and he still looks like a stale doughnut :mysmilie_59:

 

[Wirral70]

Poo Poo is shilling one of those crappy Saws (the one that just breezes through chipboard). He told a story about his Grandfather who apparently was well known for making doors, in Wales.

He ended his story by saying that he never actually met his Grandfather as he died before Poo Poo was born.

You really couldn't make up a weirder stooge than Poo Poo could you? What a very odd little man :mysmilie_59:

 

[adam82uk]

Rick hay is just a smug t*at.

 

[Mommabear]

Just checking on who this Marie Friend is on the Vax hour later and find she's another 'actor'. I suppose 8st 14lbs sounds thinner than 9st :mysmilie_14:


Ethnicity
White/Caucasian
Age Range
35 - 45
Height
5' 3" (1.60m)
Weight
8st. 14lb. (57kg)
Hair Colour
Blonde
Eye Colour
Blue
Build
Medium

 

[Retrovertigo]

As I'm still new here you'll have to forgive me if I talk about stuff that has been done to death. But my latest bugbear is "the goddess"....I really do want to stick my fist through the TV whenever he says it. Is he really that unaware of how he sounds when he says it?

 

[Petespants]

As I'm still new here you'll have to forgive me if I talk about stuff that has been done to death. But my latest bugbear is "the goddess"....I really do want to stick my fist through the TV whenever he says it. Is he really that unaware of how he sounds when he says it?

It is annoying.It sounds as though he is describing women as a type of kitchen equipment."C'mon now get yer Goddess today.Before they sell out".

 

[Wirral70]

It is annoying.It sounds as though he is describing women as a type of kitchen equipment."C'mon now get yer Goddess today.Before they sell out".

Imagine how GODDESS' parents describe him? :mysmilie_59:

 

[Petespants]

Yes indeed.A slithering ,slimy, little-as to date unidentified- species of bottom dwelling creature.With no idea of its surroundings and with a primitive 'brain'.Also it has no hair.Sounds very familiar.

 

[adam82uk]

Will iw still be here in this time next year. Happy new year eve.

 

[Retrovertigo]

Actually while I'm on a roll, I can't stand that woman who is south african?? (at least that is what her accent sounds like to me) her voice is like finger nails on a chalkboad....ugh.

And also that gurning blonde woman that looks like a female Jimmy Saville....awful.

Happy new year everyone

 

[Petespants]

Yes indeed Retrovertigo ,Joanne Vandermerwes-Mahon nee Puttrick (excuse spelling)does hail from
South Africa.The place where my Christmas grapes were imported from.She mentions this frequently so you will hear her childhood reminiscing no doubt.
As to the blond woman.My first thoughts are for Sally Jaxx aka Jacks .The charismatic doyen of the salesroom .I think the faces are so maximum sound can come out, and boy does does she make some sound.Anyway ,Happy New Year and I'm off to work.

 

[mossie269]

Perhaps the blond lady you refer to may be Hayley i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve everything Green yup she gets on my t**s as well.

 

[Wirral70]

The appalling SHREQUE is shilling Vibrapower. He says : -

'Doesn't it make sense to get one of these and find out what it's all about? I'm not asking you to believe me, I'm asking you to try it, I'm asking you to find out for yourself, if you feel you need to call your Doctor but why not think about this for one moment'.

It's really a breath away from Televangelism isn't it? The only thing I agree with was when he said he's not asking us to believe him, we all know better than that don't we? :mysmilie_59: