Random musings and general banter.

[HughTwo]

Dirty Peter stars his shift with the news he got texts asking if they have any more of those awful cushions.
Surprise, surprise there do.....alright....ok.....not only can you sit on them......

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Or any more awful presenters…

 

[galesgal57]

Like he has ever smelled Aventis Creed, or Advantis as he is calling it. Old Spice is more up his street. Tosser.

 

[galesgal57]

Colosamine patches. it's glucosamine Peter. He is hopeless with his pronunciation, and nobody corrects him. Embarrassing.

 

[Muttley]

Like he has ever smelled Aventis Creed, or Advantis as he is calling it. Old Spice is more up his street. Tosser

He's selling Fine Perfumery Greed Eau de Parfum for men. At £9.99, sounds really classy

 

[galesgal57]

He's selling Fine Perfumery Greed Eau de Parfum for men. At £9.99, sounds really classy

Splash it on all over, as Henry Cooper used to say.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

COULD…MAY…MIGHT…POSSIBLY…

 

[SiRich]

He's selling Fine Perfumery Greed Eau de Parfum for men. At £9.99, sounds really classy

douses himself in half a bottle before heading out on a date with 'our bet', in his Austin princess vanden plas

 

[galesgal57]

douses himself in half a bottle before heading out on a date with 'our bet', in his Austin princess vanden plas

Swarms of women (and men) sniffing him and asking what he is wearing.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Has his nose had a disagreement with his face again?

 

[galesgal57]

Swarms of women (and men) sniffing him and asking what he is wearing.

"Clout" by Arkwrights of Huddersfield would be more appropriate

 

[Gooner1963]

The state of that arctic air box it'll soon be on the way to an ***** punter

 

[galesgal57]

The state of that arctic air box it'll soon be on the way to an ***** punter

He did say he was taking it home tonight. Wonder what has happened to the numerous fans he has bought.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I would get 22 of them..Only because..I want you to get 22 of them....Just multi-buy them, okay? Chuck 'em on a skip, I don't care, Me....A LOT HOTTER...BURNING IN YOUR BEDS.. SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTING IN RUNCORN...I don't mean to frighten you.... Why has one side of my middle parting become a permanent goodbye? My nail varnish is melting in the intense heat of this unit full of ice cubes, okay?

 

[Kit10]

He looks a bit homeless tonight. Needs a shave. And he can’t say Jojoba, either.

 

[Kit10]

It’s half past seven, Pete. Hopeless.

 

[Lilo Lil]

I think he should be assessed by a medical professional to determine whether or not he is starting with the first signs of dementia - ie inability to finish sentences, stumbling over words, inappropriate behaviours etc, etc …

 

[Herring]

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Yeah, I looked into this a while back and bored everyone to death with it .

The beauty side sell it on a very flimsy inference, i.e., "swallowing collagen = puts more collagen in your skin" but that's not how it works.

Collagen is a bundle of amino acids, so when you swallow some the stomach will break it down, in this case back in to those constituent amino acids — the same acids you get from a variety of other foods/drinks, not just "collagen drinks" flogged on selly telly.

Those amino acids are then available for your body to use for whatever it needs them for — spoiler: they're used for everything!

What the body can't do is say: "oh, gosh - best not use THESE amino acids for muscles, eyes, or basic brain function. THESE ones came from the Ideal World collagen drink. I need to use them for not only skin, not only nails, okay…"…

Of course, it's logical that giving your body an excess of amino acids makes it more likely it'll use them for things, but you can't choose what.

Plus, you'd need to not do any extra exercise (or those amino acids will be prioritised for repairing or building muscle, as that is more useful to your survival); you must be healthy and eating a proper balanced diet (to ensure you are getting an excess, and not just plugging a deficiency); and you take more than your RDA of vitamin C (as collagen can't be made without ample vitamin C).

But it doesn't require a specific "collagen drink" or pill.

You can do the same thing by eating more rich protein sources, a packet of jelly babies (gelatine is literally just collagen), or buying a £3 tub of amino acid powder you mix into water (which body builders use - more amino acids are needed to build muscle).

Or scoff a packet of Jelly Babies - gelatine is just cooked collagen

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I went for an eye test the other day, right? Right? I walked in and said can I have my sight checked, please? The man said to me: “It’s shy..,,this is the greengrocers,” okay. I then went to my dentist, Mr. Fillmeupp…I sald: “What do you recommend for yellow teeth?” He said: “Shove a banana in each ear for a matching twin set,” okay……Get the Fairywill NOW….I have been looking for fairy to agree for years, okay!!

 

[Mommabear]

Has his nose had a disagreement with his face again?

It looks odd again like the patio door occurrence. Does he powder it with lighter foundation or something? It looks all bulbous