Random musings and general banter.

[HughTwo]

I stand corrected - Dirty Peter shouted "CHECK OUT YER BASKETS" because there was allegedly only 12 care cleaning devices available and allegedly six people on the line.
"Well done at 'ome if you get one"

 

[HughTwo]

Then Simon's onto those awful looking Dare2B trainers - but, yet again, he says "terrific company Dare 28".

Surely someone would tell him he'd got the name wrong!

 

[galesgal57]

Collagen again. So James Greenwell has won 5 gold medals. Peter, if you read his sporting history he had success at junior level, but never won an Olympic gold medal. It's just an outright lie. Just like all the claims about collagen. He is testament to this, it hasn't done anything for his hair, his nails are covered over with varnish, he reckons he's been taking it for 15 years.

 

[HughTwo]

He should have lost his hair 10 to 15 years ago, he says, but he has some because he takes collagen.

And a hospital consultant complimented his skin age.
"Not only for hair, skin, bones and ligaments."

 

[Muttley]

Dirty Peter talking about seeing a specialist for his dodgy knee. Apparently it was all sorted by the product he's trying to flog us. There's a co-incidence.

 

[HughTwo]

last night he billed himself as "the man with the limp".
Now collagen has repaired his tendon and ligament.
Before he has aching joints and knee problems. This stuff meant he didn't need a knee replacement!!!!!!!
His nails "are as good as they've ever been"

What to believe?
He maintains we should buy as many bottles as we can

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

Peter was saying earlier on that a cushion he was flogging would help with “numbment” of hip. Haha.

 

[Muttley]

Funny how Dirty Peter can look fairly smart when he wants to, nice shirt, suit jacket (can't see the trousers thankfully as he's behind a desk), handkerchief in the top pocket.

Yet when it comes to fitness he's wearing those nasty, stained, blue shorts. Primark do some very reasonable jogging bottoms. Would have thought he could afford a couple of pairs of them.

 

[Hammy60]

Collagen again. So James Greenwell has won 5 gold medals. Peter, if you read his sporting history he had success at junior level, but never won an Olympic gold medal. It's just an outright lie. Just like all the claims about collagen. He is testament to this, it hasn't done anything for his hair, his nails are covered over with varnish, he reckons he's been taking it for 15 years.

Didn't do anything for Greenwell's hair either, hence the hair transplant.

 

[Muttley]

Peter was saying earlier on that a cushion he was flogging would help with “numbment” of hip. Haha.

I've got O Level English and thought I had a wide vocabulary but 'numbment' is a new one on me

 

[HughTwo]

The collagen is one of only two or three products in 30 years that has raised an eyebrow with Dirty Peter!

What about the fans, the bags, the vibration plates, the mops, the trainers, the worry angels.......great buys, hero products, a joy, not only extraordinary buys, not only wonderful products......

 

[Mommabear]

Trustpilot review reading and there's some lengthy, laughable replies to people having problems with this shower. This was a middle paragraph in one such reply which nearly had me choking...

Our presenters are highly qualified professionals with extensive training in both jewellery and customer service. While individual presentation styles may vary, we are committed to maintaining transparency and honesty across all interactions.

 

[Battiola73]

The collagen is one of only two or three products in 30 years that has raised an eyebrow with Dirty Peter!

What about the fans, the bags, the vibration plates, the mops, the trainers, the worry angels.......great buys, hero products, a joy, not only extraordinary buys, not only wonderful products......

That must be why his eyebrows are getting nearer to his hairline everyday.

 

[Mommabear]

Does Natalia spray tan him?

 

[HughTwo]

Surely OftheMasons should be drinking Collagen to regrow his hair?
Or is it responsible for him being able to sprout that unkempt birds nest on his chin?

 

[galesgal57]

That must be why his eyebrows are getting nearer to his hairline everyday.

I first came across Pedro when he was selling the worry angels on Bid. I couldn't believe the BS he was spouting, and all these years later nothing has changed. Hell certainly does await him, just like he said.

 

[Muttley]

I first came across Pedro when he was selling the worry angels on Bid. I couldn't believe the BS he was spouting, and all these years later nothing has changed. Hell certainly does await him, just like he said.

There's a clip on YouTube of Mike Mason selling them saying that "people say we're preying on the vulnerable". No **** Sherlock!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Mason not on shopping TV...

 

[Herring]

The collagen is one of only two or three products in 30 years that has raised an eyebrow with Dirty Peter!

What about the fans, the bags, the vibration plates, the mops, the trainers, the worry angels.......great buys, hero products, a joy, not only extraordinary buys, not only wonderful products......

Be honest, Pedro: the only thing that's raised yer eyebrows is the botox patio door you took in your forehead.

Edit: Dammit - beaten to it (I replied before reading the full thread)

That must be why his eyebrows are getting nearer to his hairline everyday.

 

[Herring]

Mason not on shopping TV...

Makes Jim Davidson seem like a feminist. Mason's patter is straight out of the 1970s.