Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Realistically, the ‘bigger’ names must get at least £250 an hour. The less well known maybe half that. People like Simon aren’t going to drive hundreds of miles for any less. They may even get significantly more, who knows. Say, one of the better paid ones does five shows a week and the money does equate to the example given - that’s £1000 per four hour show x five…£5000 per week - £250k per year. Even if it’s £500 a four hour block x five - that’s still £2500 a week. Gets you a nice drum and a great standard of living to accompany it.

New miracle underwater drain unblocker product being launched this evening - Plumbing the Depths…

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Dr. Edwards has an extraordinarily annoying new healthcare assistant with him for his morning scaremongering surgery. God, she is unwatchable. I may have misheard - but did she just say her neighbour was found dead in the middle of nowhere as she had no cheap and nasty video doorbell? No...I must have imagined it. He 'hates' to scaremonger, he says. No he doesn't. He embraces the concept. No depths...No depths..

Peter V's understudy?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I think she said her name was Olivio..She was certainly very oleaginous in her approach.

 

[Jazzydrury]

As Mason and Peters do all the evening shifts, I guess they must be the head presenters

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

I think she said her name was Olivio..She was certainly very oleaginous in her approach.

I have a bottle of her olive oil

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

As Mason and Peters do all the evening shifts, I guess they must be the head presenters

how many other people's pensions have they spent between them flogging the guff?

 

[Battiola73]

They need an open suitcase, a couple of lookouts and a decent sized closed down shop doorway to sell those and the other relentless £9.99 parade of tat. Not a fancy TV studio.

Plus the raincoat with all the watches hanging inside,

 

[Jazzydrury]

Wish he would stop saying he lives in a Kibutz

 

[Jazzydrury]

He’s at it with the Bags now first layer leather

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Wish he would stop saying he lives in a Kibutz

Another one of his fantasies.

 

[Jazzydrury]

The cane is the Pick of the Day

 

[Lord Helpus]

Peter, you are a ******** OK?

Not only because...

You never complete a sentence.

Not only because...

You are a lying shyster.

Not only because...

You talk utter crap.

Not only because...

Nobody believes a word you say.

Not only because...

You have no integrity or conscience whatsoever.

Not only because...

You are crude and vulgar.

Not only because...

You waffle on forever. As could I, listing all your faults which are endless you despicable old rogue.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Who is the lady guest

 

[galesgal57]

So glad you swear by the walking cane, Hammy.

 

[galesgal57]

Is he wearing those shoes for a bet?

 

[Samki]

Is he wearing those shoes for a bet?

I was thinking that too

 

[Hammy60]

So glad you swear by the walking cane, Hammy.

The lying git has no shame.

 

[headintheclouds]

…and you’re a ‘she’ who has two of these wonder-canes for walking on sand and shale.

FFS

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Is he still doing the Hammy in Aberdeen thing? The old cu…has no shame…

 

[Herring]

Peter Simon is quite probably the best shopping TV presenter Ideal World has brought to air, okay.