Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

He’s presenting the Rug Doctor which will come in very handy for his new rug.He looks shook.

He called it Sexy looking

 

[PhædrusR]

Been wondering where you guys had the emojis from, just found them

 

[Hammy60]

Absolute rubbish.£1750 reduced at a special price for one lucky person in the UK.Must put it
on the house insurance.
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the other thing, which they did in the show earlier today, claimed the watch it was based on, the Rolex daytona was worn by a famous American actor, which it was, just a shame Peter got the wrong actor.

 

[galesgal57]

What's with the Andy Pandy striped trousers? Is he having a mid life crisis, or does he just like looking like a tw*t?

 

[Battiola73]

Natalia looks very scary in HD …

She looks very strange. Full stop

 

[PhædrusR]

He said the other day he lives in a small house, with a garden what only has space for a Disposable BBQ,

Well unless the address for his IW2 creditor owed amounts was his accountant's or agent's, his pile is certainly not small and a decent detached pad with large garden.

And a nice Jag in the driveway.
A couple of years ago.

 

[galesgal57]

Well unless the address for his IW2 creditor owed amounts was his accountant's or agent's, his pile is certainly not small and a decent detached pad with large garden.

And a nice Jag in the driveway.
A couple of years ago.

Pinocchio Pete. If he said it was raining outside, I'd look out of the window to check. Serial liar.

 

[Battiola73]

Peter flogging collagen, it rolls back the years, great for your skin, hair, muscles, bones etc etc, you too could look young and healthy again just like Peter.

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Doesn’t work then! He’s 70 but looks 10 years older

 

[Samki]

What's with the Andy Pandy striped trousers? Is he having a mid life crisis, or does he just like looking like a tw*t?

I’ll opt for ****

 

[Jason]

What's with the Andy Pandy striped trousers? Is he having a mid life crisis, or does he just like looking like a tw*t?

I thought there was a test card superimposed on his trousers going by the amount of strobing that was going on my screen.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Peter flogging collagen, it rolls back the years, great for your skin, hair, muscles, bones etc etc, you too could look young and healthy again just like Peter.

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He's dressed for playing bowls and his fingernails have been manicured, looking so polished when the rest of him is such a state!!!!!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I’m lost? Who is this fellow Janice?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Tell me something, SaintsLad… Do you think presenters misleading viewers with incorrect information is acceptable?

Depends which Saintslad is logged in? Mum, Dad or Baby one.

 

[Lilo Lil]

If a sales assistant in a shop started ranting ‘buy now’, ‘it’s flying out’ etc, etc,and all of the spiel the presenters spout forth - I would certainly leave the shop and think I had a lucky escape.

Putting unnecessary pressure on people to buy is a form of bullying - fortunately we have the ‘off’ button …

 

[galesgal57]

We're back. Pedro was particularly smutty at the start of his show. He was selling a pulse oximeter, and he said it works on silicone nails. He should know. Also had some more pillars.

 

[Lord Helpus]

I’m lost? Who is this fellow Janice?

I think it's Yiannis, the Greek god of shopping TV, Mr Charisma, the man who took a crash course in shyster presenting and is now as bad (or good) as the others.

 

[Jazzydrury]

We’re back.

Create and Craft Yiannis Beige as a Shreddie, and Not a Chocolate one, IW Yiannis Just as Beige but a A list shyster

 

[Lord Helpus]

Peter Simon is exceeding his own long-established top-of-the-range chicanery this evening.

A lady's watch, supposedly RRP £2000, IW3 price £1499, 5 flexis of £299 (he only mentioned the one of course). Then he says if you buy you have 30 days to get it valued and if you don't find its actually worth £4000 send it back. Outrageous. And I'm sure the producer is delighted with his offer (not).

The scoundrel will say anything to get goods out the door even at the extreme risk of them bouncing back. After all, he's done his job as a (dis)honest salesman.

 

[Lord Helpus]

Peter the Porkeypie Man:

"I already have four of you online and two on the web."

Stupid sod.

 

[galesgal57]

Claiming these cheap Earnshaw watches are connected to the watchmaker Thomas Earnshaw born in the 18th century. He'll spout any old crap just to make a sale.