Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

Just noticed the Flooring in the studio is falling apart, the Wood Flooring has gaps

 

[Jazzydrury]

He’s been chatting about the Massager for 30 minutes

 

[Lord Helpus]

He’s been chatting about the Massager for 30 minutes

And he's just stated he lives alone. Didn't he say last week he lived with Bet? Which is it?

What a cretin he is.

 

[Jazzydrury]

And he's just stated he lives alone. Didn't he say last week he lived with Bet? Which is it?

What a cretin he is.

He has said many of times he lives with Bet, he has also mentioned a Ellie a few times, so possibly a daughter maybe and of course Josh

 

[Jazzydrury]

Peter changes his Life Style for the product.

The other presenters, you can work out about there life, but Peter is a strange case in more. Ways than one

 

[Lord Helpus]

He'll be touting an INFARED(sic) device in a few meanutes(sic) to promote hair growth.

He's having trouble with his basic speech this morning.

I would like to see him demonstrate hair growth on his own thinning pate which he never mentions.

 

[Muttley]

There's no need. I'm all talk and no action. I just have a very active imagination, and a twisted sense of humour.

You and me both. I wish I had a less active imagination, particularly when watching certain presenters on IW

 

[PhædrusR]

And he's just stated he lives alone. Didn't he say last week he lived with Bet? Which is it?

What a cretin he is.

Dunno' about 'Bet' but heard him say things like 'we use this', 'we don't have room in the garden' (and from the pics of his house I doubt that also).

 

[Muttley]

He has said many of times he lives with Bet, he has also mentioned a Ellie a few times, so possibly a daughter maybe and of course Josh

It's a bit like Enid Blyton's Famous Five books, with Julian, George, Dick, Anne and Timmy the dog.

 

[Muttley]

Dunno' about 'Bet' but heard him say things like 'we use this', 'we don't have room in the garden' (and from the pics of his house I doubt that also).

I didn't know his damp, mouldy hovel had a garden. Of course he could be lying.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Walter has apparently sailed the World’s oceans in ‘catameringues’ wearing his Naughtyus watch? I assume the historical accreditation he links to this brand (created for submariners with four figures price structures) is yet more products of his imagination. Are these Chinese?

“The bracelet alone is worth £100.” Completely random statement with nothing to back it up. Why is it a £100 bracelet? Evidence, Walter? Evidence?? If he was standing in a grimy closed down shop doorway at nightfall with an overcoat full of them, he has a suitable pitch to suit.

 

[PhædrusR]

Walter has apparently sailed the World’s oceans in ‘catameringues’ wearing his Naughtyus watch? I assume the historical accreditation he links to this brand (created for submariners with four figures price structures) is yet more products of his imagination. Are these Chinese?

“The bracelet alone is worth £100.” Completely random statement with nothing to back it up. Why is it a £100 bracelet? Evidence, Walter? Evidence?? If he was standing in a grimy closed down shop doorway at nightfall with an overcoat full of them, he has a suitable pitch to suit.

Well the Nautis range come up on mountain warehouse site, and last time I looked that was via ResultCo, so likely a Chinese sourced watch.

 

[PhædrusR]

I didn't know his damp, mouldy hovel had a garden. Of course he could be lying.

Anything but a hovel. Don't you worry, he's done very well by doing Shopping TV after his early career.

If you look at the creditors list for IW2 the presenters were owed cash for their last month's/quarter invoices.

 

[Lord Helpus]

ODE TO PETER SIMON

One week he's married
Then single the next
The pain's in his back
And then in his neck
His best friend is
Barbara then Bet then Josh
He coughs and he splutters
Over Chef Flambé's nosh

He'll sell anything anyhow anyway
His name's Peter Simon but who is he today?

His tactics are dodgy
He has no scruples
He has no understanding
Of ASA rules
He resides in a mansion
He lives in a slum
He pretends that 4 flexis
Are really just one
He counts Christophe Duchamp
As a personal pal
Or is it Pierre or Mr Duvall?
He claims things will help
Or maybe just may
And says Muriel buys
At least 10 times a day
He'll flog you a fan
With Peter V
A heatwave is coming
Just wait and see!

He'll sell anything anyhow anyway
His name's Peter Simon but who is he today?

 

[galesgal57]

ODE TO PETER SIMON

One week he's married
Then single the next
The pain's in his back
And then in his neck
His best friend is
Barbara then Bet then Josh
He coughs and he splutters
Over Chef Flambé's nosh

He'll sell anything anyhow anyway
His name's Peter Simon but who is he today?

His tactics are dodgy
He has no scruples
He has no understanding
Of ASA rules
He resides in a mansion
He lives in a slum
He pretends that 4 flexis
Are really just one
He counts Christophe Duchamp
As a personal pal
Or is it Pierre or Mr Duvall?
He claims things will help
Or maybe just may
And says Muriel buys
At least 10 times a day
He'll flog you a fan
With Peter V
A heatwave is coming
Just wait and see!

He'll sell anything anyhow anyway
His name's Peter Simon but who is he today?

Brilliant!

 

[Jazzydrury]

ODE TO PETER SIMON

One week he's married
Then single the next
The pain's in his back
And then in his neck
His best friend is
Barbara then Bet then Josh
He coughs and he splutters
Over Chef Flambé's nosh

He'll sell anything anyhow anyway
His name's Peter Simon but who is he today?

His tactics are dodgy
He has no scruples
He has no understanding
Of ASA rules
He resides in a mansion
He lives in a slum
He pretends that 4 flexis
Are really just one
He counts Christophe Duchamp
As a personal pal
Or is it Pierre or Mr Duvall?
He claims things will help
Or maybe just may
And says Muriel buys
At least 10 times a day
He'll flog you a fan
With Peter V
A heatwave is coming
Just wait and see!

He'll sell anything anyhow anyway
His name's Peter Simon but who is he today?

How Balamory

 

[Gooner1963]

ODE TO PETER SIMON

One week he's married
Then single the next
The pain's in his back
And then in his neck
His best friend is
Barbara then Bet then Josh
He coughs and he splutters
Over Chef Flambé's nosh

He'll sell anything anyhow anyway
His name's Peter Simon but who is he today?

His tactics are dodgy
He has no scruples
He has no understanding
Of ASA rules
He resides in a mansion
He lives in a slum
He pretends that 4 flexis
Are really just one
He counts Christophe Duchamp
As a personal pal
Or is it Pierre or Mr Duvall?
He claims things will help
Or maybe just may
And says Muriel buys
At least 10 times a day
He'll flog you a fan
With Peter V
A heatwave is coming
Just wait and see!

He'll sell anything anyhow anyway
His name's Peter Simon but who is he today?

Post of the year

 

[Lord Helpus]

And...

He says I may not know it
But someone somewhere
Loves me so I should not
Despair
But I wish I could email
Or phone them or tweet
As it could be a stalker
Or a pervert like Pete.

 

[User 23988]

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[galesgal57]

He's blustering his way through the curtains presentation. He hasn't a clue what he's talking about (quelle surprise). They don't look very substantial to me. I would go for the mint says Pedro. In other words, the mint aren't selling, and the kids are telling him to push them.