Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

DOC2 I love the way you call her A silly girl

 

[Duke of Cheese]

She should not have said Amazon don’t do interest free payment plans. THEY DO.

 

[Jazzydrury]

She should not have said Amazon don’t do interest free payment plans. THEY DO.

I’ve bought Apple products on Amazon payments, Dad bought me a Ipad for Christmas on Amazon payments they do no resarch

 

[Duke of Cheese]

That’s the trouble. Because they feel they aren’t being monitored properly and most of the potential buyers are gaga. They feel they can say whatever they like whether it’s true or whether it’s not. Then talk their way out of it when they get a limp-wristed tap on the wrist from the ASA. It’s funny, it’s usually always the usual suspects doing this and the newer presenters that get good press on here, tend not to do it.

 

[Jazzydrury]

That’s the trouble. Because they feel they aren’t being monitored properly and most of the potential buyers are gaga. They feel they can say whatever they like whether it’s true or whether it’s not. Then talk their way out of it when they get a limp-wristed tap on the wrist from the ASA. It’s funny, it’s usually always the usual suspects doing this and the newer presenters that get good press on here, tend not to do it.

Jess has had mentors like Sally, Peter and Mike, what do u expect

 

[Jazzydrury]

Mike is selling a Dog

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He is stroking it lovingly. Good job it‘s not a pussy.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Sweep sounded better

 

[Jazzydrury]

So Charlie is a young female

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I thought they were in charge of the Hammy Bot they have.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Watch out we’re into lumpy bumpy territory. Lumpy bumpy. Lumpy bumpy. Lumpy bumpy

 

[Muttley]

Jess says we can’t tell you anything that isnt truthful

Is Panto season over yet? "Oh yes they do"

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

What would we do without Mike 'trying it on' with 'them' to get us 87quid rugs for 20 quid. He assured us he was 'Really trying it on'

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It’s like The Cut - mid-80s.. Legal advice on tenancy agreements now.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

The silly girl, I saw earlier. She was trying to sell that awful looking outside camera that fits in a light socket. You know…the indoor type ones all outside spaces are full of. “You Can’t Put a Price on Safety,”she said. Great. Does that mean it’s free?? No. The price of safety is £19.99.

I’m convinced all the presenters are given a strategy for when the kit they are demonstrating doesn’t work in the studio. Non-ticking watches are prototypes. Non-heating ovens are dummy models.. A product never doesn’t work because it is useless or it’s broken or the presenter has done zero prep on it. If it is anything technology related that needs an Internet signal, then it is usually the Wi-Fi signal has gone down, or it has disconnected itself somehow or….or…or… She had one of the cameras on the desk, filming the studio with an iPad literally inches away from it, which it was set up and connected to. The simple sounding task for her was to demonstrate how you can look at the camera when you are thousands of miles away, providing you a secure view of your home‘s exterior.

Unfortunately, on this occasion, somebody less than a foot away from it, was unable to see what was happening in the studio on their iPad, because the technology had frozen. Of course, she can’t say that, and had to thrash around via the Gallery for some plausible excuse that somehow the camera had disconnected itself, and then quickly move on from ever showing a demonstration of what it can or cannot do. “You Can’t Put a Price on Safety,” she said. Her grandad has 200 of them - one in each Ideal World goods filled cupboard. We provide a meal for a child in India - the distraction techniques after the failed demo continued.

The best one was Mike Mason a few weeks back saying they had special 'TV watches' that didn't work but assured us that the ones we ordered would 'definitely work'

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Watch out we’re into lumpy bumpy territory. Lumpy bumpy. Lumpy bumpy. Lumpy bumpy

Didn't lumpy bumpy sit on a wall?

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Mike says the rugs look smaller than they actually are

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Didn't lumpy bumpy sit on a wall?

They clearly have a number of stock phrases that they are supposed to use. ‘Lumpy Bumpy’ has probably been decided as the most politically correct description of rolls of fat that they can come up with. It just sounds like a Mister Men book to me.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Interrogation lights now. To be used in conjunction with Sally Jacks four hour stints videos as an alternative to disembowelment. He would pay £60 for it. I got an Anglepoise Lamp for £100 recently. I know which I’d prefer.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Why would anybody want to buy three small plastic LED lamps for well over £55 plus postage? I just don’t see it. Looks like he is shining a 1970s’ rubber torch when the camera got turned around.