Bored or easy money for some of the old timers? lets be honest with the ego's they all have, its either 1, Its an easy shift with decent money 2, No one else in the game wants them so they are at IW mk3 and 3, they dont facny being at work in the real world so sit cumfy at IW mk3.
I'm cheap i'll do it for £500 a shift!
Dont worry Hammy when I'm leading the circus it will be "Pedro from oop North and r'Bet, and we have Mike of the 70s ow to pull a burrrd" in for the Gammmmmon....not just Gammon but Gammmmmon! Hammy will be in the shadow's!FYI I've just decided to trademark "Hammy from Aberdeen", to put a stop to the unauthorised use of my intellectual property, so If you get the job and use that in your shows, to avoid a trademark violation each time I'll require a payment of a £10 Amazon voucher to be sent to me.
I can only think TJC thought they were putting this channel in safe pairs of hands?Mike at 7pm, Have to warn you, what we have is all we have left.
Reckon you’ve only got 5 minutes before they’re gone.
45 minutes later, how many have we left, is that it, 45 remain, now 45 you say is a lot, but we don’t deal in hundreds we deal in thousands.
Once again Mike relying on his honesty, he says “We’ve been around a very long time so we must be doing something right”.
Who is we Mike cause everyone you’ve worked for are gone, apart from the current few months old channel.
Bid TV – Gone
Ideal Shopping/Ideal World 1 – Gone
Hamish’s Ideal World 2 – Gone
TJC’s Ideal World – 3 months old, but how long to go?
Yeah Mike you really must be doing something right, just look at the staggering longevity the channels you've worked for have.
change your style of selling it’s 2024
and if we were to believe Peter Simon and Mike Mason, the number of times they've made pricing mistakes they should be sackedI can only think TJC thought they were putting this channel in safe pairs of hands?
Although the head of recruitment must have had a week off,when people were hired.
Sorry you have only been around for three months,and failure follows the bid crew around!
But let’s not be to hard on them
I remember that! Goodness, I thought I must’ve dreamed it….
Ooh, Jazzy, do they work, those chargers on normal batteries?
I'm surprised he didn't set off the fire sprinklers in the studio (liar, liar, pants on fire...)Shopping Telly Mike of the Masons says he "prides himself on his honesty, integrity & clarity".
And he said it was a straight face too.
Strange a Selly Telly person who'd pride themselves in something they're absolutely pathetic at.
I seem to remember that the children had to answer a multiple choice question and running to stand on signs on the floor saying 1, 2 or 3. I've got this memory of children sometimes cheating by jumping to another number and him shouting at the kidsI remember that! Goodness, I thought I must’ve dreamed it….
It was like a bunch of kids doing sort-of ‘it’s a knockout’ stuff in a studio, but the guy in charge was like a poundshop gangster?
Or did I actually dream it?
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DOC2, as I wrote the message I just posted I was wondering if there was anything on YouTub. That's a brilliant clip!
I loved the show. Used to imagine winning one of those at the time, great and unattainable prizes..
Probably a relatively well-paid gig for the ‘big’ guns. We can only speculate what they earn, but a couple of grand a week doesn’t sound like the realms of fantasy. Maybe more for some and considerably less for the younger ones, you’d think. You are warm, sheltered and doing nothing more than talking for a living. As you say, for the ones who’ve done it for years, you can see why, looking at things that way. They may well even get a discount on the goods they are trying to flog. Still…every job always has some downsides to it!!
