Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Who is Evelyn Lauder?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

She is sinomenous with his delusions.

 

[galesgal57]

I wouldn't call that backpack massive. It was £120 apparently, now £19.99

 

[Kit10]

It’s been on TJC dozens of times at the same price. I’ve managed nearly 8 minutes of this and I’ve lost the will to live. Off to descale the kettle.

 

[galesgal57]

Opatra pick of the day at 9. Isn't it enough that Natalia spends 4 hours every morning flogging their stuff? They need some new products.

 

[Gray]

"Bang my backdoor and stick a cucumber in my letterbox."

Dirty Peter just now. How is this acceptable and why is he still employed?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

What is coming out of his mouth tonight?

 

[galesgal57]

Gammon are on a par with Rolex, Breitling, Chanel, all the top design houses according to Pedro! He really is a prize tool. It just tumbles out of his mouth. Hammy just got a mention, a brand ambassador job awaits.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

His O Doo Parfarms face just cries out for The Phantom Flan Flinger. Trying to get people to overspend on bargains that aren’t. Shame on him.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I’m sure we were doing these at £390 last time, weren’t we, Charlie? What a load of boll…

 

[SiRich]

Gammon are on a par with Rolex, Breitling, Chanel, all the top design houses according to Pedro! He really is a prize tool. It just tumbles out of his mouth. Hammy just got a mention, a brand ambassador job awaits.

He is like a stuck record with his verbal diarrhoea, just about the worst slimey shyster on uk television.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

When did Ideal World ever sell that luggage for £390? Just when? Mentioning dirty underwear now. With the amount of sh…that’s coming out of his mouth I’m sure it’ll reach his trousers soon. Appears to be selling an electric laxative now.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Graphics seem to have disappeared since this error was swiftly removed. Genuine pricing errors never seem to stay around for long. Lumpy Bumpy..Lumpy Bumpy…

 

[Herring]

Oh a positive from IW mk3 has just dawned on me, its a new year and we dont have to endure a barrage of exercise equipment, trreadmills 24/7 etc.

IMO this is a big positive

Hah! Yes! You're so right, I hadn't even clocked that.

Still, I bet Pedro keeps that undersized blue t-shirt he always wore during Vibrapower shows, just in case!

 

[Herring]

I’m sure French and Saunders did a hilarious take off of QVC many years ago. I’m sure it’s on YouTube somewhere.

I saw that when it aired as a kid, and despite having never watched Selly Telly, it made me laugh so much. I think I still have the VHS with it on, taped off the telly (I loved F&S as a kid, so would tape when they were on).

A lot of F&S was pulled from YouTube, but the sketch is on DailyMotion (inferior version of YouTube that shows ads every 30 seconds, or so it feels like).

 

[Muttley]

I’m sure we were doing these at £390 last time, weren’t we, Charlie? What a load of boll…

I wouldn't worry, someone will be along shortly who can rush to his defence and we will feel very bad and withdraw our comments...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

They have just played that awful ‘today’s star buy’ promo about ten times in a row. What a shambles the place is. Tat with Emma Royds now.

 

[Herring]

They have just played that awful ‘today’s star buy’ promo about ten times in a row. What a shambles the place is. Tat with Emma Royds now.

Ahh yes the wonder TODAY'S STAR BUY!! ad which, I assume, is there to get either get the attention of the severely hard of hearing or reawaken the rest of us who've nodded off during another 4 hour Opatra BS-fest.

 

[Muttley]

Ahh yes the wonder TODAY'S STAR BUY!! ad which, I assume, is there to get either get the attention of the severely hard of hearing or reawaken the rest of us who've nodded off during another 4 hour Opatra BS-fest.

Pardon?

Sorry, I'm in a silly mood this evening. I'll watch some IW, that should cure me.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Bloody scarves again now…