Random musings and general banter.

[Deleted member 21838]

Initially, I thought what was in his hand I thought should only be sold after the watershed? Turns out it is long handle bath brush. On everybody’s Christmas list this year. A Shitsue Mashage, he says.

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Even Peters is struggling to enthuse over this desperate Fire Farters Mystery Track. It certainly is a Mystery why they thought it would be a good product to sell. The tat factor is off the scale.

 

[Jazzydrury]

We have this designer hand bag, meant to be £169.99 now £39.99 it was meant for the high street, you will know the designer, Brilliant Hardware

I notice the names he reads out are familar

 

[postmanpat68]

Who the hell is buying that toy car track for £20 which is probably worth a tenner

 

[postmanpat68]

We have this designer hand bag, meant to be £169.99 now £39.99 it was meant for the high street, you will know the designer, Brilliant Hardware

I notice the names he reads out are familar

price comparison was £3999.95 WTF

 

[postmanpat68]

I do not know the designer who he has compared the bag to ????

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Words fail me. How they are allowed to carry on like this.

 

[Keep Going]

What a charade Pedro has just said "here is one its not a comapison we are not comparing these...we just show you them to give you an idea, if you went to the big store"

You are doing exactly that...comparing them have a bit of self respect!!!! Also IW mk3 after two failed attempts is nowhere neat the "Big stores!" and never has been.

 

[galesgal57]

Just flicked over to TJC, and seen the biggest load of shizzle, cheapo looking artificial flowers that double up as a ball point pen! Expect to see them soon.

 

[galesgal57]

Gammon again, ffs.

 

[Mommabear]

He's just read a text out in a very casual way saying how he cheers everyone up!

He must write his own.

The pork's bac on

 

[Professor Branestawm]

I do not know the designer who he has compared the bag to ????

I didn’t either.
i suppose, technically, everything is ‘designer’, in that someone, somewhere designed it. Even if in IW‘s case it seems to have been an orang-utan with a sharpie.

 

[cheeky chappie]

What a charade Pedro has just said "here is one its not a comapison we are not comparing these...we just show you them to give you an idea, if you went to the big store"

You are doing exactly that...comparing them have a bit of self respect!!!! Also IW mk3 after two failed attempts is nowhere neat the "Big stores!" and never has been.

Gen did this last night when flogging some cashmere scarves for something like £39.99.

'Ya nooo, ya can pay up ti £250 (or whatever the price was) for cashmere elsewhere!'

SO WHAT? LITERALLY SOOOOOOO WHAT?!? IT MEANS FECK ALL IF IT'S NOT A DIRECT COMPARISON. TALK ABOUT UNDERHAND DEVIOUS SALES TECHNIQUES.

We're selling this car for £25k. You can pay a million or more for cars elsewhere you know ...

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

It reminded me of what you would think a potions and lotions presentation coming from one of those travelling medicine wagons in the days of the Wild West could be like. Or reading about the grand but unsupported medicinal qualities of all sorts of weird and wonderful products and devices when thumbing through the pages of 1930s’ newspapers.

It reminded me of the song by Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney (parody of the snake oil salesman);

 

[Deleted member 21838]

There needs to be some sort of concerted effort to stop this price comparison thing because it is absolutely outrageous, and I can't believe they are getting away with it.

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Those promos they've got do drive me insane sometimes. The 'Star Buy' voice over sounds like Peppa Pig's coke snorting older sis. And who wants to invest in my new courier service HEY PRESTO™ ?

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

As a scorpio (or Scorpion as Peter calls it) I take it as a serious threat when he warns us in particular of a bang at the back door!!

 

[cheeky chappie]

There needs to be some sort of concerted effort to stop this price comparison thing because it is absolutely outrageous, and I can't believe they are getting away with it.

Maybe it's cause they know ~50 people are watching at any one time, so they're figuring no big deal, who's watching to see our bullsh1t.

 

[Deleted member 21838]

All they want, is £3 something or other for a cheap thermometer that’s failed the demonstration.

 

[galesgal57]

Peaky Blinders cologne and tin £15 from Amazon Post free.