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It's funny to watch Peter's brain switch into half remembered blurb about the product as though there are certain triggers that activate him from talking waffle to talking specific waffle about an item. When it starts up it is slow and slurry and then he continues. It seems right but on closer inspection is 2 different paragraphs mashed into one. Very much like AI trying the compose articles. But this is in real time.
 
The gallery in his head…Why would you wear a fragrance named after a cut of meat? Liver? Kidneys? Back Bacon? The remote incentive to purchase is that he tells us we will all turn into rich football club if we buy it.. Now this Gammon is like the Rolls Royce. Almost identical, okay? But I‘m not comparing..Just sayin’, right?? Who is trying to make it maximum amounts purchases? The bloke in the gallery? The cleaner? Our Bet? Dr. Lobitoff?
 
The gallery in his head…Why would you wear a fragrance named after a cut of meat? Liver? Kidneys? Back Bacon? The remote incentive to purchase is that he tells us we will all turn into rich football club if we buy it.. Now this Gammon is like the Rolls Royce. Almost identical, okay? But I‘m not comparing..Just sayin’, right?? Who is trying to make it maximum amounts purchases? The bloke in the gallery? The cleaner? Our Bet? Dr. Lobitoff?
Backgammon, perfume for your back
 

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