Random musings and general banter.

[Scraping the barrel]

Another must have, not. A musical Bluetooth boxing machine. Whoopi doo, he of the bird nest beard showing how it fixes to the wall and now punching it. It’s getting worse if that’s at all possible.

Yes I saw that and it crossed my mind immediately that instead of just a boring black box to punch against you could superimpose someone’s face on there and change it at the click of a button.
Now let me think,yes,didn’t take long to think about that. Superimpose Simon’s face or Masons face and punch away!

I mean,Masons face is so ‘punchable’..or superimpose both faces on there together and get 2 for the price of 1.
Can you imagine a ‘speaking’ face to hit? Mason “These are flying out”..thwack..”Trevs in” thwack..Simon’s face saying “ok,alright,ok” ..thwack! “‘’Ave a buy’..Thwack..”multi buy for no other reason” double thwack..

And so on. Oh what fun Now,Ideal World there’s an idea. You would sell out of those twice over

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Sorted

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Very punchable,agreed?

 

[Muttley]

Yes I saw that and it crossed my mind immediately that instead of just a boring black box to punch against you could superimpose someone’s face on there and change it at the click of a button.
Now let me think,yes,didn’t take long to think about that. Superimpose Simon’s face or Masons face and punch away!

I mean,Masons face is so ‘punchable’..or superimpose both faces on there together and get 2 for the price of 1.
Can you imagine a ‘speaking’ face to hit? Mason “These are flying out”..thwack..”Trevs in” thwack..Simon’s face saying “ok,alright,ok” ..thwack! “‘’Ave a buy’..Thwack..”multi buy for no other reason” double thwack..

And so on. Oh what fun Now,Ideal World there’s an idea. You would sell out of those twice over

They would sell out six days a week and twice on Sundays. And that's just from of some of us on here

 

[EmmaP]

You are naughty but it’s true

 

[Scraping the barrel]

And so to the watches
Do they tell the time? Most certainly!

Time to switch off

 

[Samki]

Very punchable,agreed?
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He could do with a swift kick up the arse - father ted style

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Watches by ‘Scallywag’ of Switzerland

 

[Samki]

And so to the watches
Do they tell the time? Most certainly!

Time to switch off

Apart from the non working sample - load of old b0ll0cks

 

[Hammy60]

Kids are lying again. I don't have a F****** Rolex and most definitely don't want or would ever have a Jacque du manure.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

5 year warranty with this watch.
Any problems just ring the following number:

 

[Hammy60]

5 year warranty with this watch.
Any problems just ring the following number:
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To be fair to them though, although Mason brand history story is all over the place, they are made in Switzerland, The CEO of Roamer bought the Jacque Du Manoir brand in 2018, so they are most likely made in the same facilities as Roamer watches, In Mendrisio (same Facility that some of Duchumps watches are made).

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Far be it from me to say that Mike is a little perfidious..but

Every,and I mean Every watch he sells he ‘loves,loves,loves’

I am waiting for a hint of truth that one day he will say “well this one’s ok,love that one,but this one isn’t my favourite,and this one doesn’t do it for me..but it’s you ,the viewer who decides as it matters not which one I like or love”

And that is my point!! Just because he loves them(allegedly) has no bearing whatsoever on what we think!
He loves his Goddess but I may think she’s an old boot! So what?

I love,I love,I love etc etc yawn yawn. Who gives a flying f**k what you love Mason?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

To be fair to them though, although Mason brand history story is all over the place, they are made in Switzerland, The CEO of Roamer bought the Jacque Du Manoir brand in 2018, so they are most likely made in the same facilities as Roamer watches, In Mendrisio (same Facility that some of Duchumps watches are made).

It was a ‘generic’ number. I ain’t got a clue where they are made . I am just being facetious

 

[Hammy60]

It was a ‘generic’ number. I ain’t got a clue where they are made . I am just being facetious

I know, thought it was a funny post , was just adding a bit of info to the mix.

 

[Muttley]

Far be it from me to say that Mike is a little perfidious..but

Every,and I mean Every watch he sells he ‘loves,loves,loves’

I am waiting for a hint of truth that one day he will say “well this one’s ok,love that one,but this one isn’t my favourite,and this one doesn’t do it for me..but it’s you ,the viewer who decides as it matters not which one I like or love”

And that is my point!! Just because he loves them(allegedly) has no bearing whatsoever on what we think!
He loves his Goddess but I may think she’s an old boot! So what?

I love,I love,I love etc etc yawn yawn. Who gives a flying f**k what you love Mason?

But we respect Mike's judgement so much that if he says he loves something we all say "if it's good enough for Mike, it's good enough for me". That's what I believe anyway. Got to go as I need to take my medication and have a lie down, I'll be back when I recover and start talking sense

 

[Muttley]

He could do with a swift kick up the arse - father ted style

I remember that episode, they have to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse. Time to dig out my Father Ted DVD box set

 

[galesgal57]

He could do with a swift kick up the arse - father ted style

My favourite episode of Father Ted, Kicking Bishop Brennan up the arse.