Random musings and general banter.

[Herring]

He was talking about his back passage being dark, now he's on about wearing crystal door knobs as earrings!

Surely not the same crystal door knobs that Mike of the Masons was flogging on Friday night? Because I was told, quite confidently, that those were "flying out of the door", that the phones had "gone berserk and the website is in meltdown", and "these are gonna sell out so do not dilly or dally".

 

[Keep Going]

Right eh....Ben...right....shell.......right........LED....right....see.....right......ok......right....knob....right....ok.....5......eh.....bright....eh right!

Thanks for that info Pedro....who else on any other shopping TV channel would stand and run there tongue round there mouth wide open and think thats ok?

Right.....enough.....right...carol......remote......ok.....£9.99......mood....P&P....must buy....right!

 

[galesgal57]

Surely not the same crystal door knobs that Mike of the Masons was flogging on Friday night? Because I was told, quite confidently, that those were "flying out of the door", that the phones had "gone berserk and the website is in meltdown", and "these are gonna sell out so do not dilly or dally".

Maybe they have a knob supplier on speed dial, who was more than happy to offload more stock.

 

[Keep Going]

3 1970s candle holders....Pedro has only lit one candle! Think his lighter is humped!! oh 2 now lit ...and the 3rd is lit!

 

[rubia]

He is so very disgusting

 

[Mommabear]

Oh how exquisite, a clam shell light. I remember them on previous IW, I thought they were hideous then as well.

Is he buying it for his back passage?

 

[Herring]

"This is the cut crystal, okay?", he says while stroking glass (not crystal). "These are not only candles of memories… Beautiful pearl candles…" he says whilst selling candle holders (candles not included).

Love that man.

 

[galesgal57]

"This is the cut crystal, okay? Not only candles of memories… Beautiful pearl candles…" he says about glass candle holders.

And according to tjc website the pearls are plastic.

 

[Herring]

Right eh....Ben...right....shell.......right........LED....right....see.....right......ok......right....knob....right....ok.....5......eh.....bright....eh right!

Thanks for that info Pedro....who else on any other shopping TV channel would stand and run there tongue round there mouth wide open and think thats ok?

Right.....enough.....right...carol......remote......ok.....£9.99......mood....P&P....must buy....right!

"I've won awards saying this stuff", he says.

 

[Keep Going]

I think he has just came off a 12 hour shift at the airport as an easyjet rep!

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Thankfully I am having a major row at the moment and am missing all the misery.

 

[Jazzydrury]

He’s now getting excitied over a table lamp, how comes every item, has many people buying more than 1

 

[Keep Going]

A "mobility stick" coming up he says!

 

[Herring]

Apparently you can "charge your iPlayer" with the 3-port USB leads — handy!

Also says "how long does your current charger last - 6 months? A year?"

Most charging cables last longer than 6 months, Pete! I've got a drawer full of ones older than half the people working behind the cameras…

"No plastics bits!" he claims whilst holding a cable that has plastic end caps… "You won't get your wear and tear like you do with your wired cables" he adds, whilst holding …a wired cable.

…And now he's making jokes about 3-ways…

 

[Jazzydrury]

Apparently you can charge your iPlayer with the 3-port USB leads — handy!

Also says "how long does your current charger last - 6 months? A year?"

Most charging cables last longer than 6 months, Pete! I've got a drawer full of ones older than half the people working behind the cameras…

"No plastics bits!" he claims whilst holding a cable that has plastic end caps…

Think you meant IPad not iPlayer,

 

[Herring]

Think you meant IPad not iPlayer,

No, he said iPlayer!

 

[Jazzydrury]

No, he said iPlayer!

LOL

 

[Jazzydrury]

He’s doing Jackanory now

 

[Keep Going]

Look at this unicorn thingy!!

Cheap and not very cheerful....meanwhile he is rabbiting on nonsense about something...

 

[Herring]

What a beautiful story one for the ages.