Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

What a beautiful story one for the ages.

Winged majesty of desire, hand crafted in the finest plastic.

 

[Jazzydrury]

How is that going to make memories

 

[Keep Going]

Use it as a reading lamp.....yeah that will light a room right up

 

[Mommabear]

Oh no! the last of the cane coming up

Promise?

 

[galesgal57]

Oh no! the last of the cane coming up

Promise?

Until tomorrow?

 

[Keep Going]

The cane was originally £49.99 Pedro says........

 

[Keep Going]

Pedro says he has a walking stick at home

 

[Mommabear]

Pedro says he has a walking stick at home

He used to sell a shopping trolley with a fold down seat on it. He reckoned He had one of them as well as if...

 

[galesgal57]

Pedro says he has a walking stick at home

He takes it out with his pop.up lantern when he goes dogging, oops, meant dog walking.

 

[Keep Going]

Did he just say it adjusts from 5ft 4 to 6ft?

Thats some size of cane!! the person using it would be about 10ft

 

[JeepSwensonfan]

As someone who is 12'13", I need a large cane.

 

[Herring]

What a beautiful story one for the ages.

I figured some of you coming late will have missed it, so I went back through the YouTube stream to transcribe what is quite simply an excellence of story telling to which few of us could ever aspire. Go light your crystal (glass) pearl (plastic) candle (holder) and enjoy:

"On a lake in the middle of the wilderness it was the night before Christmas. On that night before Christmas on an iced ledge there was a light that shimmered forth. Through the shrubbery on this moon lit night came a horse of wonder. It steered its way to the edge of the lake and peered through the reflection of the water. It was joined by a flying unicorn. They stood enhanced over hearts of magic, of life personified. The aura of engagement, of desire, of love was clashed through a lightning flash of beauty. With the wonder of that lightning flash came the ambience of light… Not only of colour changing, not only of magical 3D lamps… These, from bedroom to cabinet to hallway to landing…"

[story ends]

What a cliffhanger. So much subtext, the rich characterisation, the motivations, the… Where do we even begin, book club?

"Not only of colour changing and magic 3D lamps" — but of what else, Peter?! Will there be a sequel where we can we find out?!

I'm expecting a red phone to be handed to him any second now, with Netflix asking for the rights to turn this rich epic world of wonderment into the motion-picture trilogy it so richly deserves.

 

[Mommabear]

"On a lake in the middle of the wilderness it was the night before Christmas. On that night before Christmas on an iced ledge there was a light that shimmered forth. Through the shrubbery on this moon lit night came a horse of wonder. It steered its way to the edge of the lake and peered through the reflection of the water. It was joined by a flying unicorn. They stood enhanced over hearts of magic, of life personified. The aura of engagement, of desire, of love was clashed through a lightning flash of beauty. With the wonder of that lightning flash came the ambience of light… Not only of colour changing, not only of magical 3D lamps… These, from bedroom to cabinet to hallway to landing…"

[story ends]

What a cliffhanger. 'Not only of colour changing and magic 3D lamps' — what else, Peter?! Will there be a sequel when we find out?!

Award winning stuff

 

[Jazzydrury]

What are the bikes infused with

 

[Hammy60]

Ah yes, the tier one quality that is Swan & Edgar. The gold/silver plating that looks like shiny plastic, the high quality movements, the ludicrous back stories. If any product ever summed up selly telly perfectly it's these timepieces.

And Gamages.

 

[galesgal57]

It's the last time we're going to see the bike now. Give me strength. Anybody who wanted one would surely have bought it now. Smacks of desperation, expensive stock that they can't shift.

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

The Isles of the Lancashire coastline?Where are they Peter?

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

I figured some of you coming late will have missed it, so I went back through the YouTube stream to transcribe what is quite simply an excellence of story telling to which few of us could ever aspire. Go light your crystal (glass) pearl (plastic) candle (holder) and enjoy:

"On a lake in the middle of the wilderness it was the night before Christmas. On that night before Christmas on an iced ledge there was a light that shimmered forth. Through the shrubbery on this moon lit night came a horse of wonder. It steered its way to the edge of the lake and peered through the reflection of the water. It was joined by a flying unicorn. They stood enhanced over hearts of magic, of life personified. The aura of engagement, of desire, of love was clashed through a lightning flash of beauty. With the wonder of that lightning flash came the ambience of light… Not only of colour changing, not only of magical 3D lamps… These, from bedroom to cabinet to hallway to landing…"

[story ends]

What a cliffhanger. So much subtext, the rich characterisation, the motivations, the… Where do we even begin, book club?

"Not only of colour changing and magic 3D lamps" — but of what else, Peter?! Will there be a sequel where we can we find out?!

I'm expecting a red phone to be handed to him any second now, with Netflix asking for the rights to turn this rich epic world of wonderment into the motion-picture trilogy it so richly deserves.

He has a way with word salads

 

[Muttley]

Thankfully I am having a major row at the moment and am missing all the misery.

I'm not having a massive row, but my excuse is that I can't be arsed to watch it...

 

[Jazzydrury]

The Kitchen set is giving me school Home Economics vibes