Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

As kids of the target age in the early ‘70s we would have had our attention spans waning after five minutes or so with these tedious dinosaurs toys presented by a shopping telly one. Children of today would devote none of theirs to them. The top presenter being used to sell bargain basement stuff like this… It‘s a mockery of a travesty of a sham of a show trial as Mr. Allen would have said.

Just noticed the box, Jurssic dinosaur, top quality.

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Mason’s performance this evening reminds me of the BEF’s retreat from Mons in 1914, with many a good man being brought down by the constant tat-tat-tat of enemy fire…

 

[Herring]

Just noticed the box, Jurssic dinosaur, top quality.

Hah! They recent sold an electronic toy rabbit in pink that could sing some barely intelligible nursery rhymes in an American accent and Mike had to say something like "it'll come in a box with a brown monkey on the front, but don't go thinking we sent you the wrong one: they're all like that".

Another quality product from AliExpress Ideal World

 

[galesgal57]

Hah! They recent sold an electronic toy rabbit in pink that could sing some barely intelligible nursery rhymes in an American accent and Mike had to say something like "it'll come in a box with a brown monkey on the front, but don't go thinking we sent you the wrong one: they're all like that".

Another quality product from AliExpress Ideal World

It's all market stall tat. Would love to hear what they really think once off air.

 

[Keep Going]

Me lado Mason of the Mikes has a story for every toy...

Charlie are they flying out Mason of the Mikes asks, what are flying out really though?

Again they have cheap backpacks for the little un's.....but the graphics were humped so we have to wait to see them in detail!

 

[Jazzydrury]

these hours are fun though

 

[Keep Going]

What a load of old tosh "because we couldnt bring these first time we've reduced the price" okkkkay!!

 

[Jazzydrury]

£17.98 including P&P really

 

[Keep Going]

The winged unicorn looks deflated and sad! No wonder...I dont blame it.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Like him or loathe him, isn’t Mike meant to be a senior presenter

 

[Mommabear]

The winged unicorn looks deflated and sad! No wonder...I dont blame it.

I'm amazed MM isn't feeling the same, it's crushing

 

[Mommabear]

Ryes not wearing his wedding ring I see.

It's over sadly

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s now a Wallet, I’m sure you could find on a market stall

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Michael? Yes, Mike. I don’t mean to hurry you. I don’t mean to chastise you. You are in control, Mike. Thank you Michael. Mike? Yes Michael? Mike, I can’t wait for 8 o’clock this evening. Why is that, Michael? Well, Mike, that means there’s only two more hours of this bol******s to go..

 

[Deleted member 21838]

New Outside Broadcast Unit Announced…

 

[Deleted member 21838]

The cheap dash cam. The resolution? Suitable for an insurance claim defence in terms of quality of footage? No comment. Films rear end shunts? Not covered. Useful, apparently, for making psychotic axe-wielding neighbours behave differently when you stick it in their faces? Spot on. They put the axe through your head.. God help us all.

Those expensive ones (the ones insurance companies want you to have for image quality)..They can be a bit fizzy and fuzzy… Have you ever come into contact with a blithering *****..Hello, David.

 

[Gray]

It's over sadly

That's a shame. His husband was quite a bit younger than him from what I remember.

 

[Deleted member 21838]

He’s got something you absolutely have to have coming up…Dysentery?? Crabs? No..it’s William Hunt… No thanks. I don’t want it.

 

[Paul Laver's Wig]

MM doesn't do sincerity does he.

 

[Keep Going]

....And ladies and lads its the William Hill fragrance!