Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

Has he kissed the bike yet?

No it’s not wooden enough

 

[Keep Going]

He could go ar5e over t1t here, he has just sat on the bike the kick stand is still down......

 

[cheeky chappie]

Everytime a presenter comes out with I mean this I do it comes over fake

Yeah when they say 'I genuinely mean this ...' it infers the rest of the time they're lying, which they probably are.

 

[cheeky chappie]

He says u can ride and try the bike, thought you werent allowed to open any product

Ride it around your living room to ensure it doesn't get dirty, should be fine

 

[SiRich]

'high end components and I mean that'. Promax brakes just done a quick search £12.95 for a full set front and rear. Budget components would be being truthful. Cant imagine you will get far on it if hilly, big lump of cheap pig iron.

fingers crossed its been wired up wrong and he will get surge of volts somewhere painful.

 

[Herring]

"Megan sent us in not so long ago about her £2,000 ebike…"

Peter says, referring to the "generic eLife testimonial" the channel has been reading out for YEARS, not specific to this model…

 

[galesgal57]

"Megan sent us in not so long ago about her £2,000 ebike…"

Peter says, referring to the "generic eLife testimonial" the channel has been reading out for YEARS, not specific to this model…

Into the second hour with the bikes now.

 

[galesgal57]

Into the second hour with the bikes now.

Mean third hour.

 

[Herring]

My favourite review of the eLife bikes on the old IW website was titled "my eLife has no life!!!", from someone complaining about a battery that refused to charge after a month. I always think of that when I see them on.

Also, why does he say stuff like "We're going to give you another 10 minutes, and that's it, so check out your basket" when, er, it'll just be on the website once they stop showing it? And then probably back on air every other hour from here until they finally do sell out

 

[galesgal57]

My favourite review of the eLife bikes on the old IW website was titled "my eLife has no life!!!", from someone complaining about a battery that refused to charge after a month. I always think of that when I see them on.

Also, why does he say stuff like "We're going to give you another 10 minutes, and that's it, so check out your basket" when, er, it'll just be on the website once they stop showing it? And then probably back on air every other hour from here until they finally do sell out

Just accept defeat, nobody wants the effing bikes. There's always 5 people on the phone, so why aren't they buying?

 

[Keep Going]

Guy in a suit, brown brogues, coughing up who knows what every other minute on a cold dark late October evening, lifting up a bike to show you the wheels going round.

Nobody is buying the bike, he is trying his hardest to convice us that these are selling fast and some havent checked out yet, he has asked "Gabriel" to go to a break so the buyers can check out........More like he is bursting for a slash the poor guy!!

This comedy write's itself.

 

[galesgal57]

Guy in a suit, brown brogues, coughing up who knows what every other minute on a cold dark late October evening, lifting up a bike to show you the wheels going round.

Nobody is buying the bike, he is trying his hardest to convice us that these are selling fast and some havent checked out yet, he has asked "Gabriel" to go to a break so the buyers can check out........More like he is bursting for a slash the poor guy!!

This comedy write's itself.

10 people on the website for the bike, yeah right. Never seen such hideous bedding, like something from the '70's

 

[Herring]

WE THINK THIS IS A MISTAKE!! routine activated

Imagine going in to your local Londis, you're browsing the milk, and a staff member comes up saying "I THINK WE'VE MADE A MISTAKE! 1 PINT OF SEMI-SKIMMED AT THAT PRICE? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT… GO GET THIS, ALRIGHT? JUST BUY IT…" knowing full well the price they always sell it at.

You'd walk out…

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

The promo for their website voiced by Paul Becque talks about 'thousands of products' on the website. When you click on each heading it lists how many products. The total number according to their own information is 989. So not even one thousand.

 

[Herring]

Why does he think this is a good look?

He's basically saying with this routine: "hi, we're ideal world, we can't get our prices for cheap bedding right, we don't know what we're selling in our bundles…"

Doesn't exactly scream: "we're a professional company you can trust when making considered purchases…"

 

[galesgal57]

10 people on the website for the bike, yeah right. Never seen such hideous bedding, like something from the '70's

Keeps saying you get the duvet, surely he means duvet cover. He wants our Bet to get the most repulsive set, as they have friends visiting. Hope they are short sighted.

 

[Paul Laver's Wig]

I see they've dropped the strapline 'Home of big brands'. They have some shame after all.

 

[Paul Laver's Wig]

The colours of the bedding matches his socks.

 

[galesgal57]

The colours of the bedding matches his socks.

Yes, vomit inducing.

 

[Keep Going]

Poor Gabriel, hasnt had a minutes peace!!