Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

I posted further up on this thread, I don’t get how he still has a job in 2023

 

[Herring]

Spot the deliberate mistake in this picture IW sent me in an email (you need to click on it to see it)

i love how it’s also worded to say “carefully hand assembled and […] meticulously designed by our London based”. Grammatically correct of course but they know how it’ll be read, I.e. hand assembled in London.

 

[Herring]

Peter flogging Fabulift with the vague “someone famous in the soaps you and I know uses this” without saying who (no-one clearly).

best part: flashed up a before and after of a lady and he said “I think this woman is called Helen” then, 20 seconds later, said: “I know this lady very well, she’s a dear friend of mine”.

….but not dear enough to know if she’s actually called Helen

 

[Herring]

Oh god the dash cam is coming up because they’ve “so many text and email” demands for it, they’ve only got 40 left, and we need to buy one cos soon they’ll be mandatory… for £6.24 just get it… (no mention of the further 3 payments)

and a “brand new” electric bike coming up. brand new must have a new definition as it’s the same model they’ve been flogging on ideal world for 5 years…

 

[galesgal57]

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Peter flogging Fabulift with the vague “someone famous in the soaps you and I know uses this” without saying who (no-one clearly).

best part: flashed up a before and after of a lady and he said “I think this woman is called Helen” then, 20 seconds later, said: “I know this lady very well, she’s a dear friend of mine”.

….but not dear enough to know if she’s actually called Helen

He's just said the lady who invented Fabulift is a leading cosmologist!

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Peter flogging Fabulift with the vague “someone famous in the soaps you and I know uses this” without saying who (no-one clearly).

best part: flashed up a before and after of a lady and he said “I think this woman is called Helen” then, 20 seconds later, said: “I know this lady very well, she’s a dear friend of mine”.

….but not dear enough to know if she’s actually called Helen

William Roache, obviously his youthful appearance finally explained

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

I just tuned in to see Peter Simon flogging the dashcam. They actually have a video demonstrating the use. Showing some form of sample footage and the thing in use. It still (so far hasn't explained the resolution, but at least taking things on board). I heard Gen say the other day that they will be able to do proper demonstrations when they move int ot he new studios in 'less than 3 weeks'

 

[user 17461]

I posted further up on this thread, I don’t get how he still has a job in 2023

I'm not disagreeing with you

 

[user 17461]

I just tuned in to see Peter Simon flogging the dashcam. They actually have a video demonstrating the use. Showing some form of sample footage and the thing in use. It still (so far hasn't explained the resolution, but at least taking things on board). I heard Gen say the other day that they will be able to do proper demonstrations when they move int ot he new studios in 'less than 3 weeks'

Not being able to do demonstrations shouldn't prevent the presenters giving viewers technical details of the items they're flogging now.

This doesn't appear to have occured to the likes of Dirty Peter or IW management

 

[Herring]

Can he really say stuff like "eLife is the biggest seller of bikes in the UK" when that's clearly not true?

I just Googled it and I can't find anything to suggest they sell the most bikes in the UK, they're also not on any lists of the most popular bike brands in the UK either.

 

[Jazzydrury]

the Resolotion details are probably on the box can’t they read

 

[Jazzydrury]

Watches are on from 8pm, I see I’m gonna watch England loose the rugby

 

[Jazzydrury]

Peter is telling viewers If they don’t like the bike, it will be collected Is that true

 

[Keep Going]

Probably

 

[user 17461]

Probably

That'll be a first. Is Dirty Peter feeling OK?

 

[Keep Going]

That'll be a first. Is Dirty Peter feeling OK?

I Tell it like it is(nt) me.....Luv Pedro S

 

[Keep Going]

Does anyone know if Roy has checked ot yet?

 

[SiRich]

I Tell it like it is(nt) me.....Luv Pedro S

this swan and vesta geezer on the right of Pedro....his wispy voice reminds me of grandad from fools and horses!! Why is the idiot lead presenter talking so slowly, it must be serious face, to sell tonights tat! £3000 of watch said the man!!

 

[Keep Going]

I aint even watching, But i'm au fait with the script, Ar bet has me well trained, I even purchased the pan set for £129.99 earlier (i didnt really but for St Pete the positive posters sake I did)

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s Emma with Watches now