Random musings and general banter.

[user 17461]

It's really good of IW to do a gift show for people you hate

 

[Jazzydrury]

Mike is fully trained electrian and worked for the council

 

[Hammy60]

Mike's selling point for the motion sensor light.

Folks don't know that when you have a hard wired motion sensor light and it comes on it cost money as it's using electricity, this light costs you nothing, once you put the batteries in it doesn't cost you anything.

First bit just reinforces what we already knew, this lot think viewers are dumb idoits, on the cost does Mike realise that batteries (which are not supplied) cost money, and cost more when they need replacing.

 

[JeepSwensonfan]

They are self hybrid batteries. They charge as you use them.

 

[user 17461]

Mike's got himself confused and started telling viewers to take their returns to ASDA.

Whoops!

And as if IW isn't dire enough, they're now running adverts with voice overs by Reg Varney

 

[Hammy60]

Mike's got himself confused and started telling viewers to take their returns to ASDA.

Whoops!

And as if IW isn't dire enough, they're now running adverts with voice overs by Reg Varney

I'll have to listen again, but there is something Reg says which makes me think these (or at least the one i heard) was make by the old Ideal World. Wish i could remember what it was again but it made me think thats not a new voice over advert.

 

[user 17461]

I'll have to listen again, but there is something Reg says which makes me think these (or at least the one i heard) was make by the old Ideal World. Wish i could remember what it was again but it made me think thats not a new voice over advert.

I hope so. The channel is bad enough without Berque reappearing

 

[Jazzydrury]

I think those Promos have been carried over

 

[Hammy60]

Now we know why folks keep going up to Mike when he's on hols or in the pub, it ain't his Vostok Europe watch it's his Wialliam Hunt Oud De Parfum.

 

[Hammy60]

Mike saying these fragrances have just come into the business.

Nah Mike, they were already in stock, TJC has been selling them on shows and their web site for ages.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Where is the Wine and Dine

Dont forget hammy to stay safe in the weather

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Mike's selling point for the motion sensor light.

Folks don't know that when you have a hard wired motion sensor light and it comes on it cost money as it's using electricity, this light costs you nothing, once you put the batteries in it doesn't cost you anything.

First bit just reinforces what we already knew, this lot think viewers are dumb idoits, on the cost does Mike realise that batteries (which are not supplied) cost money, and cost more when they need replacing.

They don't even sell D Cell batteries on Ideal World website. Luckily Amazon have good deals on those. But you would think they would do a nice bundle of the light plus batteries.

 

[Hammy60]

Where is the Wine and Dine

Dont forget hammy to stay safe in the weather

Just a wee bit of wind and rain.

Most of the worst weather is now and during the night so won't be out in it.

 

[user 17461]

Mike saying these fragrances have just come into the business.

Nah Mike, they were already in stock, TJC has been selling them on shows and their web site for ages.

Mike was telling men who bought supermarket fragrances to get William Hunt Oud de Perfume instead. William Hunt's fragrance, which is made by Laurelle London. In sunny Canvey Island.

Laurelle, which has been supplying TJC with the likes of Scent Doctor, Sexy Shoo (previously a Bid.tv staple), and the Nicole Scherzinger fragrances. And according to their website, Laurelle also does fragrances for the ever classy and high end Ann Summers, and Aldi.

Aldi! Which was a supermarket, the last time I checked.

 

[Herring]

Mike was telling men who bought supermarket fragrances to get William Hunt Oud de Perfume instead. William Hunt's fragrance, which is made by Laurelle London. In sunny Canvey Island.

Laurelle, which has been supplying TJC with the likes of Scent Doctor, Sexy Shoo (previously a Bid.tv staple), and the Nicole Scherzinger fragrances. And according to their website, Laurelle also does fragrances for the ever classy and high end Ann Summers, and Aldi.

Aldi! Which was a supermarket, the last time I checked.

Mike drop moment.

 

[user 17461]

Mike drop moment.

Unfortunately, he didn't

 

[Jazzydrury]

Anton Du Beke is on with watches

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Thank God I missed all the shyt..er..Fun…

 

[user 17461]

Ideal World: the shop that's always sht.

Or something

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

I flicked on briefly there and saw that guy Rob Lamarr. He was showing a film strip for some sort of projector. It was an underwater scene and of course he does his worst Sebastian from The Little Mermaid. Doing dodgy accents now, there's entertainment. Slipping into Alan Partridge territory