Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

The only people I can watch are Mason and Simon. They are at least selling uninteresting tat entertainingly.

Duke did you see Mason flog the Rabbit Projector last night, It was enjoyable for the wrong reasons

 

[Deleted member 21838]

No. I was being grilled by my partner.... Didn't see any of it until Anton and some cheap looking shaver.

 

[Jazzydrury]

It was Mike doing Cbeebies, Everytime I see that Rob on there now, I visage Anton

 

[user 17461]

No. I was being grilled by my partner.... Didn't see any of it until Anton and some cheap looking shaver.

As Americans might put it, you were a "grilled (Duke of) Cheese"?

Sorry

 

[Deleted member 21838]

She had me right over a cracker barrel. Brie capped me.. I begged her to stop. I said I camenbert any more. Take me back to Cathedral City, I pleaded. Then still she stiltonettoed me in the…er that is one pun too far..

 

[user 17461]

She had me right over a cracker barrel. Brie capped me.. I begged her to stop. I said I camenbert any more. Take me back to Cathedral City, I pleaded. Then still she stiltonettoed me in the…er that is one pun too far..

I camembert disagree.

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Then she told me she was leaving me for Gianfranco GorgonZola. Still, it could have been worse. It could have been my musical hero - Eddie Cheddar from Pearl Ham..

 

[Deleted member 21838]

What we floggin‘ this evening, then? Chocolate barbecues, plastic gas rings, paper roof holes repair, three star petrol cans, meat packs for vegans, the secret of eternal life pills, Eyes Wide Shut ballroom masks? Oh it‘s the masks..

 

[Jazzydrury]

Electric screwdriver woo hoo

 

[user 17461]

Tune in at 8pm, and you too can smell like Mike Mason.

They're flogging an opened bottle of Skol and a week old kebab?

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Old Spice - The Return… Nah…I think I will still go out anyway, Mike. More decorating table stuff to begin with…How do you motivate yourself to sell last year’s Secret Santa gifts all night long?

 

[Jazzydrury]

Ooh LED Snart Bulb posh

 

[user 17461]

IW is now "The home of home". Was this motto designed by the ghost of M.C. Escher?

 

[Jazzydrury]

not the note pads again

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s the Rabbit Projector

 

[galesgal57]

not the note pads again

Now the rabbit projector again. I thought they were going to fly out last night. I can't be bothered watching the same old crap every night. Suppose it'll be the watches later.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Remember going to a arcade as a kid, and ud win the vouchers, and have to collect so many for a prize, some of these items, are simular to them

 

[Herring]

Now the rabbit projector again. I thought they were going to fly out last night. I can't be bothered watching the same old crap every night. Suppose it'll be the watches later.

"You're already queuing up for these! Phones are in meltdown! Don't dilly or dally, these are gonna go… I don't say this to hurry or pressure you, I give my advice freely and fairly, but there gonna be a lot of unhappy people tonight"…

…For every product he sells.

 

[Keep Going]

Mike of the Masons selling 12 pcs crystal diamond knobs £9.99 plus £2.99 p&p.

Very similar if not the same knobs on ebay for £6.47 free p&p*

*Not a direct comparison but a cheaper comparison

 

[galesgal57]

Mike of the Masons selling 12 pcs crystal diamond knobs £9.99 plus £2.99 p&p.

Very similar if not the same knobs on ebay for £6.47 free p&p*

*Not a direct comparison but a cheaper comparison

A knob selling knobs? I must admit I don't mind Mike.