Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

It makes sense now why Dean Wilson has been on Create more

 

[Jazzydrury]

When Angela retired from the Garden Bargains shows last weekend, Hayley assured the viewers it would still continue. There is no mention of Garden Bargains on Ideal's website, no shows tomorrow, and no sign of Hayley either. I ordered compost last Sunday, no sign of it, or even that the order has been processed. Looks like I have lost my money.

Can you claim it back

 

[harrytumkins]

Maybe Angela has a moral compass and wanted to get out before the sinking ship stops floating.

Galesgal your bank will help keep records of any contact you have had with Ideal because they will ask for that at some stage IF the order isn't processed

 

[harrytumkins]

The lack of the gardening show does take my mind back a few weeks back when Andy Hodgson snapped a bit under the barrage of gardening questions and why the shows were stopping on TJC, maybe Peter McDermott and his gang got sick up of Ideals payment terms or something and told TJC they wanted that sorted first

Just speculating but a lot of these things are starting to make a bit of sense

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s Mike playing with toys now

 

[harrytumkins]

Mike and Mr Crawley shooting blanks

 

[harrytumkins]

4 flexi pays of £1.25 on a £5 kids toy

every penny counts at this stage

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Rattan Toy Furniture followed by Rattan Air Frying Extravaganza. And at 10:00 p.m.…a Rattan timepieces spectacular with Kevin Rattnolds and Mike Ratton..

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Jesus..they are actually at it again.

 

[Jazzydrury]

He’s talking about his past with Saturday Mornings

 

[Deleted member 16796]

Anyone else noticed the ad telling us Ideal World is now exclusively available on ITV after midnight has vanished?

 

[Jazzydrury]

I emailed in so he acts the prat

 

[harrytumkins]

They can't keep doing this can they?

"We are moving away from the 7 piece because it is selling out"

Again?! Yes that well known sales technique of when a high ticket item is selling out you stop showing it

 

[harrytumkins]

Peter Simon is talking about 1987 is he retiring here?

 

[harrytumkins]

Oh my god this is quite something

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Clearly, they have gone beyond caring what anybody thinks. Similar to men jumping into the lifeboats dressed as women when The Titanic was sinking…

 

[harrytumkins]

It was like a "light" (very light I hear you cry) entertainment show both bored of talking about rattan for yet another hour...

Would you like some air conditioning?

 

[Deleted member 21838]

Mason selling £4 cooling blankets… Poor sod

 

[PhædrusR]

The IW anti-anthem.
Reverse psychology.


Price Tag

Okay, Coconut man, Moonheads, and Pea
You ready?

Seems like everybody's got a price
I wonder how they sleep at night
When the sale comes first
And the truth comes second
Just stop for a minute and smile
Why is everybody so serious?
Acting so damn mysterious
Got shades on your eyes
And your heels so high
That you can't even have a good time

Everybody look to their left
Everybody look to their right
Can you feel that? Yeah
We're paying with love tonight

It's not about the money, money, money
We don't need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Ain't about the, uh, cha-ching, cha-ching
Ain't about the, yeah, ba-bling, ba-bling
Wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag

Okay
We need to take it back in time
When music made us all unite
And it wasn't low blows and video hoes
Am I the only the one getting tired?
Why is everybody so obsessed?
Money can't buy us happiness
Can we all slow down and enjoy right now?
Guarantee you we'll be feeling alright

Everybody look to their left (to their left)
Everybody look to their right (to their right)
Can you feel that? Yeah
We're paying with love tonight

It's not about the money, money, money
We don't need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Ain't about the, uh, cha-ching, cha-ching
Ain't about the, yeah, ba-bling, ba-bling
Wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag

Yeah, yeah, well, keep the price tag (yeah)
And take the cash back
Just give me six strings (six strings)
And a half stack (half stack)
And you can, can keep the cars, leave me the garage
And all I, yes, all I need are keys and guitars
And guess what? In thirty seconds, I'm leaving to Mars
Yeah, we leaping across these undefeatable odds
It's like this man, you can't put a price on the life
We do this for the love, so we fight and sacrifice every night
So we ain't gon' stumble and fall, never
Waiting to see this in a sign of defeat, uh-uh
So we gon' keep everyone moving their feet
So bring back the beat, and then everyone sing

It's not about the money, money, money
We don't need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Ain't about the, uh, cha-ching, cha-ching
Ain't about the, yeah, ba-bling, ba-bling
Wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag (hey, hey)

It's not about the money, money, money (we don't need it)
We don't need your money, money, money (no I don't, we don't need it)
We just wanna make the world dance (dance, dance your ass off)
Forget about the price tag (ah, ah)
Ain't about the, uh, cha-ching, cha-ching
Ain't about the, yeah, ba-bling, ba-bling (it ain't about)
Wanna make the world dance (yeah, yeah,

Forget about the price tag
Forget about the price tag
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Yeah, yeah, ooh
Forget about the price tag

 

[PhædrusR]

The IW anti-anthem.
Reverse psychology.


Price Tag

Okay, Coconut man, Moonhead, and Pea
You ready?

Seems like everybody's got a price
I wonder how they sleep at night
When the sale comes first
And the truth comes second
Just stop for a minute and smile
Why is everybody so serious?
Acting so damn mysterious
Got shades on your eyes
And your heels so high
That you can't even have a good time

Everybody look to their left
Everybody look to their right
Can you feel that? Yeah
We're paying with love tonight

It's not about the money, money, money
We don't need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Ain't about the, uh, cha-ching, cha-ching
Ain't about the, yeah, ba-bling, ba-bling
Wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag

Okay
We need to take it back in time
When music made us all unite
And it wasn't low blows and video hoes
Am I the only the one getting tired?
Why is everybody so obsessed?
Money can't buy us happiness
Can we all slow down and enjoy right now?
Guarantee you we'll be feeling alright

Everybody look to their left (to their left)
Everybody look to their right (to their right)
Can you feel that? Yeah
We're paying with love tonight

It's not about the money, money, money
We don't need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Ain't about the, uh, cha-ching, cha-ching
Ain't about the, yeah, ba-bling, ba-bling
Wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag

Yeah, yeah, well, keep the price tag (yeah)
And take the cash back
Just give me six strings (six strings)
And a half stack (half stack)
And you can, can keep the cars, leave me the garage
And all I, yes, all I need are keys and guitars
And guess what? In thirty seconds, I'm leaving to Mars
Yeah, we leaping across these undefeatable odds
It's like this man, you can't put a price on the life
We do this for the love, so we fight and sacrifice every night
So we ain't gon' stumble and fall, never
Waiting to see this in a sign of defeat, uh-uh
So we gon' keep everyone moving their feet
So bring back the beat, and then everyone sing

It's not about the money, money, money
We don't need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Ain't about the, uh, cha-ching, cha-ching
Ain't about the, yeah, ba-bling, ba-bling
Wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag (hey, hey)

It's not about the money, money, money (we don't need it)
We don't need your money, money, money (no I don't, we don't need it)
We just wanna make the world dance (dance, dance your ass off)
Forget about the price tag (ah, ah)
Ain't about the, uh, cha-ching, cha-ching
Ain't about the, yeah, ba-bling, ba-bling (it ain't about)
Wanna make the world dance (yeah, yeah,

Forget about the price tag
Forget about the price tag
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
Yeah, yeah, ooh
Forget about the price tag

Just seemed appropriate.
Leave it to you to suggest who in IW could be: Coconut man, Moonhead, and Pea.


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