OMG! I dunno what Hyacinth's just taken but she's gone into a reviewing frenzy. She's just received a little gadget that you charge up for an hour and it belches out a lavender scented steam for 3 minutes. She bought it for "Richard" to help him sleep at night! Now there's two things I can say about that - Is he not sleeping because he's worried about his Mrs's spending? or that she could play him one of her reviews and he'll be in the land of nod in seconds!
I digress, the review starts off with this little gadget that she reckons she'll be taking on holiday the year after next (blimey, she's got faith in this little piece of plastic)! Then it looks as though she's rifled through her drawers and fetched out everything she's bought from Q in the last couple of weeks (and it's a lot)! Then if that wasn't enough, she tugged her laptop towards the camera to show us yet another skincare product she's just ordered!
PS.. It's high time you took your Christmas decorations down! Your window sill is in danger of collapse under the weight of all the stuff, and you need a new laptop cover* - Miaow!
* No wonder it's worn out!
I digress, the review starts off with this little gadget that she reckons she'll be taking on holiday the year after next (blimey, she's got faith in this little piece of plastic)! Then it looks as though she's rifled through her drawers and fetched out everything she's bought from Q in the last couple of weeks (and it's a lot)! Then if that wasn't enough, she tugged her laptop towards the camera to show us yet another skincare product she's just ordered!
PS.. It's high time you took your Christmas decorations down! Your window sill is in danger of collapse under the weight of all the stuff, and you need a new laptop cover* - Miaow!
* No wonder it's worn out!
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